Birds of a feather flock together.

Perhaps she’s new and lied on her resume.

US stock market is closed tomorrow as it is a federal holiday (Columbus Day). I predict the market is gonna be flat.

And if you can’t pay, they put the baby back in.

You could tell because it had fanciful decorations of ice cream cones and candy on the sides and it had a big horn loudspeaker playing “Turkey in the Straw”. You see them all the time just driving slowly up and down the neighborhood streets.

Get a bigger car. I’ve participated in a foursome in the back of a 1971 Chrystler Newport. Was a lot more flexible in those days, could maybe fit three nowadays.

Confucious say, man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Well it’s about time. The attic could use a little panache.

Can’t imagine why they’re losing customers.

Nice use of a picture of dumbbells to represent their customer base.

Either way you risk a possibility of being rear-ended.

I really commend the creativity and dedication to detail the graphic artist took on this spectacularly breathtaking image.

Put it back please.

I’ll never financially recover from this.

Well, it’s somewhat color dependent.

Unacceptable: “She’s got a nice set of tits.” Acceptable: “She has a dramatic neckline.” It’s all in the delivery and above all know your audience.

Those fish are going to have quite a story to tell their friends when they get home.