With this show of cowardice and spinelessness the project European Union is dead to me.

Hot take.

As long as this guy didn’t wake up from a decade long coma last October, I have absolutely no sympathy for his woes.

Perfect choice, 3y/o.

Your Snake Plant is also growing quite thin leaves. It might lack light. Although it is said snake plants do not require a lot of light, it will over time deteriorate if it doesn’t get enough light. My first course of action would be putting it in a brighter spot. If the pot isn’t very full, I wouldn’t repot, because Snake Plants like it tight. I also would not wait too long between watering. I’d let them dry out completely (I use a moisture meter to check) and then water them. In due time your Snake Plant will most likely recover. The leaning and hanging leaves will not straighten out, sadly. And neither will the thin leaves grow thicker. Only new growth will “remodel” your plant.

Remove them all. Remove that threat. They are the troops of the enemy.

Run!

Wahlen haben Konsequenzen.

Nichts ist versehentlich passiert.

The shark just wants a boop.

I still wouldn’t be able to change the sheets in under 15 minutes because I would be laughing so hard.

Ich fürchte genau darauf wird es hinauslaufen.

Wie hoch ist den das Freiheitsdienst-Entgelt? Haben die Grünen da schon Vorstellungen?

Russia already won, you fuckweasel.

Scheiß dem Trump vor’s weiße Haus.

And you too, Europe!

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