In that case I need to rewatch it, been a long time.

I’ve only just realised there is someone who is in a hotdog colour-matched suit stood right next to him.

See the friendly lions, only in Kenya!

If someone’s answer to the question “Is it okay to bomb innocent civilians?” isn’t “No” and is instead “Depends when they are from or what religion they follow” then they need to reflect on the choices they’ve made in life that brought them to such a hateful world view.

cough Palm Beach Pete cough

Surely this just encourages people to use “No more Mr Nice Guy”?

Have you tried “Kill all the poor”?

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Most likely in two weeks.

Everyone knows the sequel is worse (except T2 and Aliens), and by no means do I think Trump competent. However the power dynamics at play in the White House and the character deficiencies across his cronies do rhyme with those of Stalin’s. I foresee a similar power vacuum when the cult of personality similarly dies with no clear logical person to replace him (he is too narcissistic to allow JD to take any initiative not in Trump’s name, so absolutely no guarantees Trump supporters will switch loyalty to the couch-fucker-in-chief).

Armando Ianucci better start writing the follow-up to The Death Of Stalin.

So war criminals lecturing Arab child amputees on why everything is their fault?

If they did that, the headline would be “Hamas militants break the ceasefire. Israel has a right to carpet bomb all of Gaza (to defend itself).”

They’ve just increased alcohol taxes and high street business rates for pubs which would be amplified for particularly for venues - they necessitate a significant square footage to accommodate attendees, and they are only retaining about 12p per alcoholic drink sold. Therly are devaluing land this year for business rates as well which will increase charges even more.

The fact that it’s also been reported that grassroots venues are making no money, maybe a more accurate reporting stance would be after covid, and constant regulatory and taxation pressures, venues have just hit the figurative floor and are just barely surviving without shutting down entirely.

I thought this was how the free market worked. What exactly entitles the state of Israel to our public funding?

When I first saw these pop up, I thought my phone was having connectivity issues and couldn’t download the images fully.

Ask not for whom the Horse clops, it clops for thee.

He’s got a certificate to show he hasn’t got donkey brains to boot!

A horrifyingly striking resemblance to Ian Watkins as well.