https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XanTpm8dxMU

I wonder who the golden calf-god was that had early Christians so afraid that they put it in their “absolutely don’t” shortlist?

Probably satellite rotation making them “blink”

Well technically, the wealth is being transferred…

…until Noem shows up.

Ok, which one of you did this?

Good luck getting early warning for ICBMs coming over the polar region, Hoekstra! Dumbfuck.

But did the mice see tiny mice or tiny humans?

I may have to create a Xitter account just to post porn of Solomon, sounds like they’d approve.

Cavepeople together strong!

Oh, they’re thinking of 'em all right!

Shut down Minneapolis. Park your car in the middle of the street and block traffic with your body. Don’t go to work. March on City Hall and demand the mayor do more than talk. Obstruct everything you can. Throw your sabots into the machinery.

Head for the SLUM! https://open-slum.org/

I worked with Linus Torvalds, met Carl Sagan, and caught a cold from Danny Elfman.

…as he removes the surgical gloves.

Your phone doesn’t have one? Pssshhht!

Who are you and why are you me?

Oh my gosh, that’s it! He’s trying to buy himself a friend!

A stick of RAM? I fold.

They didn’t read that chapter