That man is such a gem. It’s great to see him out in the wild!

I’ve tried strategically placing citrus scented candles near plants and objects to deter our young man. Unfortunately he doesn’t give a shit. He was a friendly city stray that was picked up and we adopted him last year. The absolute lack of shits he has to give about anything probably helped him survive so well. No matter how convenient or inconvenient you make something, he’s still going to do what he wants. At least he’s not a monster, just obnoxiously friendly with no personal boundaries.

I saw Evanescence last week! (With Spiritbox and Nova Twins).

The level of goth in the audience across the generations made me happy 😁.

Something akin to a male escort said Lyndsay Graham nicknamed the moles around his private… FUCK! There went my breakfast.

You get the idea.

I work in hospice and Macy catheters have been incredibly helpful for symptom management in homes when patients need extra support and we’re trying to avoid moving to inpatient.

Our “self” would be contained in the nervous system as that’s where all the thinky parts are.

We are a nervous system driving a meaty mech suit.

But if he’s brain dead and still on a ventilator, I don’t think the corner would be aware of this until he was officially pronounced and the ventilator removed.

*In the form of a question meaning that they’re giving you the answer, you have to guess the question.

So that little shit finally grew up?

My ex had a nice one that he used about once a week. Made his kitchen smell like fast food after a few months. I’d like to have one except for that

YES!!! I appreciate you finding that. I’m between patients on sketchy mobile so it’s hard to find things sometimes.

There’s a guy on YouTube doing videos about his haunted apartment “but the rent is really, really really cheap!” Part of the gag is that there’s a doppelganger that keeps trying to talk him into going into the basement, and will try to trick you too. The bit is all kinds of craziness, it’s pretty fun.

Years ago my only exposure to coffee was through Dunkin and Starbucks. In 2021 I splurged on a breville bambino plus and grinder to try making my own because regularly purchasing from either was too costly.

I don’t consider myself a coffee snob either (the shots I pull probably taste like shit to anyone who knows better) but I’ve learned to make a latte that tastes good to me! Since then I’ve been given Starbucks gift cards around the holidays, and damn - they’re almost painful to use but have their place in an emergency. It’s totally the thought that counts.

Hey, I live in the Chicago burbs and can tell you that I was at Lou’s picking up my pizza at the same time the shooter was ordering his at the counter, so it couldn’t have been him.

I radially dice my onion. To me it seems like the horizontal and vertical cuts leave more uneven bits considering the layers already present. I angle my “vertical” cuts towards the center, then start chopping.

Probably slightly more generalized like a urologist chat.

The outside of the kernel is very fibrous, so when chewing it’s less about breaking down the outside and more like popping the insides out of its skin. We need all kinds of fiber in our diets, so the outside of the corn kernels passing through is just fine.

This is how I water them at home.

Put plant in sink. Soak with water. Allow to drain. Use draining as an excuse not to do dishes. Get irritated with myself for not putting the plant back as I catch myself needing to drain the pasta I’m cooking for dinner so I shuffle shit around while almost burning myself. Put plant back.

I remember some years back on Reddit, a med student was kicking himself because he noticed how sweet his gf was when he went down on her, but didn’t make the association until after her symptoms/diagnosis.

I appreciate that description. This is the kind of shit that comes to mind every time I hear someone claim “you should consume ________ to boost your immune system!” Like, if we could so easily increase it’s activity, this is the shit we’d be setting ourselves up for.