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18 hours agoWe’ll swiftly see what happens with Rowe vs Wade when all the men start getting pregnant. “Oh, what’s that? That baby is going to push its way out of your tiny pp and blow it apart? Oh well!”
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Why not both? It’s even more fun when you can’t tell what’s good German and what’s not!
0·2 days agoYeah, that’s how I read this. She’s not being punished, she’s crying tears of joy as Jesus makes her Dutch!
Calm down, I said eat out 😏
Me, a driving instructor: “If you don’t want to learn, there’s the door. No. No need to slow down or stop, I have my own brake pedal here, thank you”
0·5 days agoWhich are also tax avoidance schemes
Daddy loves plowing the soil (the soil is your mom)
0·7 days agomy favorite Windows version is 8.1.
Do these tests take place with people watching? If not, could you not bullshit by saying “Yeah I’ll do it”, then lock the parents out from seeing anything before having a chat with the girl about how bullshit it is, then bullshit even more by simply telling the parents “yep, totally a virgin, absolutely a virgin”?
That said, now I read that out loud I realise that’s probably way too risky and could cost you your license.
My main memory of oldschoolcool was that one time the F1 community posted a picture of Romain Grosjean from the late '00s and convinced the subreddit that it was Jean-Pierre Jabouille; a different F1 driver from the '70s. That was fun.
https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/5iz6c1/f1_driver_70s/
[careless whisper intensifies]
“I love my body how many industries would go broke” -women
Non-American here: Colorado?
I don’t know many American symbols, but I’m sure that C flag is Colorado. Is it Colorado?
0·11 days agoWhat gives these morons the idea that literally poisoning yourself is good for anti-ageing?
That’s like an alcoholic telling you “it helps me age slower!”. Mate, you look 55 - you’re only 36.
How to becom prefnart
That’s right, duck and cover
Jokes on you, the train will not arrive as it’s broken down due to a lack of maintenance and has been removed from service!
0·14 days agoAm I the only normal person in these comments?
I only want a life-size cutout of Danny Devito, and it’s only £40!
“I can fix her!”