Such a threatening energy, I love it

Atmospheric shot of Whitby Abbey I took on my honeymoon

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

Ahhh les petites cellules grises 🧠

Led me to this wonderful list

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names

When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I’m told it looks very cool

“Clarence, I have a slight headache”

“Me too, Geoffrey”

Sometimes more than one 🤮

Turns out it’s a lot harder to do this with a whale

Why not Zoidberg?

(V)(,;,;,)(V)

H O N K

“Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge”

Welcome to one of the big unsolved problems in physics

Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it

The audience were not on his side 😆

They had to hire a vampire for this one

This is in Llandudno in Wales - cable hauled tramway up The Great Orme, which is a big coastal promontory hill thing which also has the UK’s longest cable car up it

An’t

Landscapes - somebody’s never been to the Yorkshire Dales have they