There truly is an xkcd for everything.

An unemployed Kamen Rider.

I do love how every comment here points out how Jesus “Soos” Ramirez would never be a MAGAt.

One of the things no one thinks about: the name of the paladin order in Warcraft II was the Knights of the Silver Hand. They were literally worshiping the cursor.

This is what happens when an author designs a sport where the protagonist is the single most important player.

What?! He just wanted to spend time with Persephone during the summer! Is that so wrong?

For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.

“He punched me in the dick! Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?”

The feeling of being autistic and have ADHD, but people just ASSUME you know what you’re talking about because you speak with confidence and are “the smartest person here”.

Bro, the moment that “abolishing the age of consent” is brought up, you need to know that they aren’t acting in good faith. Every argument they bring forth should be tainted by that shit!

A libertarian is just a conservative that likes weed. You can ask their girlfriends after they pick them up from middle school.

When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.

I mean, if you only look at visuals, Pyramid Head is just a dude in a costume. Pretty tame by “hear me out” standards.

Because being forced to treat people with respect would upset the far right.

Someone once told me that the Mug root beer mascot looks like a right-wing boomer’s fursona, and now I can’t unsee it.

You might be interested in “rolling with emphasis”, a house rule by Brandon Lee Mulligan. Rather than rolling twice and taking the best/worst result, you take the result furthest from 10. Designed for actions that can only end really well or really badly.

I’ve best heard it described as “a rogue and a bard who can only seem to roll Nat 20s and Nat 1s”.