Looking good Hawaii!

Or how to spell persecution.

I don’t get why Oregon and Washington haven’t jumped on that bandwagon. Imagine the entire west coast working together. All Western seaports.

TaxiGate? I just hope he takes along four or five billionaire friends with him.

The lost continent had emerged! It’s happening!

He has an estimated net worth of $14 million.

Remember kids: don’t fly too close to the sun.

Yeah, I think I just threw up a little.

I don’t know if you know this…Shitposting is a way of blowing off stress.

Get outta here you Hedge Fund Manager! Leave our apps alone!!

You don’t need to download a cat. They distribute themselves very well. It’s a feature. Try walking around with psspsspss coming out of your mouth and fancy snacks in your pockets and see what happens.

Trying to download … stupid slow bandwidth! D’oh!

It’s no secret that Apartheid Leon is trying to make everything back to the way it was in South Africa when he was a kid.

I’m sure he already has a very nostalgic flag picked out when the name changes to The United States of X.

I can’t drive by rock climbing gyms without singing “Cliff Hanger!”

Between the Lions. There were far too many Dad puns for my little brain to handle. It broke me

I would have never memorized the presidents without Yakko, Wakko and Dot

Yes, track the dollars even if the outflow is greater than the inflow. Then you will at least have an idea of where to start

Also, generally avoid alcohol consumption. It’s weird that this drink, when consumed regularly, has the ability to hijack and reprogram your biology so much that stopping can kill you. Just best to avoid it.