Obligatory bidet comment. You don’t have to wipe like you’re trying to get peanut butter out of carpet. All shits become the same with a bidet, whether a short sticky stoagie or a hot wet mess of diarrhea. Imagine trying to clean a mud snowman off your driveway with a pressure washer. It can do anything.

The fact the snitcher worked at McDonald’s is completely irrelevant. Corporate didn’t make them do it. That person doesn’t represent the entire company and their views. It’s just a fuckin person. They could have recognized him, smiled to themselves and moved on and McDonald’s would never have known a thing about it.

The cope is pretty crazy. After we free Luigi, Trump’s going straight to jail, too, yesiree.

Uhh, thank you but we have plenty of fresh towels.

oh ya and we’re gonna get Trump any day now too

Finally a non-braindead comment.

Afghanistan and Vietnam come to mind.

People don’t get it. They expect everybody else to accept the burden of this because they don’t have to do shit about it. I wish everyone could experience what it’s like to have a small business that would be devastated by the homeless if you didn’t work hard to get them the fuck out of where they don’t belong. It’s not my fault, my responsibility nor should it be on my limited wallet that the government can’t fix homelessness. I have to kick out homeless every day and anyone else that actually lives in a position where their presence affects their ability to live and stay afloat would do it too. Let them sleep in your house or in your front yard and see how much you all like it and stand for it when they start doing drugs, having sex in the open, shitting everywhere, leaving trash everywhere. See if your friends and family want to come over ever again. Oh poor homeless guy, let me buy him some McDonalds… I’m the dude who has to clean up all the trash he left.