Try custom molded earplugs if you like wearing them frequently. I have to wear them at work, and was tired of them getting dirty and throwing them out. I’ve been wearing the same pair of custom molded plugs for years now. Just wash them with hand soap whenever they get dirty, and they’re good as new. They are also much more comfortable than the ones that rely on expansion to stay in place.

https://www.amazon.ca/Radians-Custom-Molded-Earplugs-Red/dp/B002XULPSQ

Two factor would not help here. One needs to remember to log out of public devices before leaving them.

The more I know about people, the less I want to interact with them.

When I scratch him while he lies at my feet, I say “Let’s stretch him out and see how long he is.”

Then, when he stretches, “Yep, we’ve got a long boy. He’s a keeper for sure.”

Possibly teaching the child how to be responsible and productive person.

It’s the same posts over and over. I’ve seen the same post, on the same place, twice in a row. Even besides that, you’ll only get the same dozen or so constantly revolving posts.

Localized entirely within your kitchen?

I really enjoy these Star Trek templates for these jokes.

So they could avoid paying, obviously. I just had a crown that got no reimbursement, because of a preventative they put over the cavity about 1.5 months before the crown. Apparently the insurance will refuse to cover the crown within two months of the preventative. Thankfully the dentist office called the insurance and told them the preventative billing was in error, so I just got the check for the crown coverage.

Healthcare needs to become a public service.

I’m cracking up that he had an “instant boobs” button ready to go when asked for his favorite feature.

That’s gotta be a wildly expensive powder charge.

They’re fine making either serve, just not allowing them full membership in the protected class.

No, I had help. Then I stole all the credit and pretend they didn’t exist.

I made a facebook a couple years ago to buy a tractor from marketplace. They kicked me off in a couple days for not believing my name was authentic. I already had gotten in touch with the seller, so I didn’t care.

Write to the author, many are happy to share their work. The fees paid to the publisher generally don’t go to the author anyway.

Why would anyone bother bottling up their feelings when refusing to acknowledge the existence of feelings exists is beyond me, but ok.

If we do manage to make a sentient program, it will either go the route of Terminator or Borg. Hopefully after it wipes us out, it will manage to remove our shitty biases from its code.

Looks like a bulk manufactured crustless peanut butter jelly sandwich.

Not exactly the best choice for such a close range, but the crazy factor might help avoid having to use it.

Calling it Left and Right was a bad idea. So many want to be on the Right side that it seems most call anyone they disagree with Left. I’m so tired of politics being a team sport instead of trying to make things better/safer/easier for everyone.