The grips are duck tape.
Or duct tape.
Or thlp qip qoSta’ in the original Klingon

Someone told the orange one, that the Moon controls the tides.

The Corbomite Maneuver. With Clint How…ah, no spoilers.

His dad’s family emigrated from there.
Source: I most resemble my maternal grandfather, and have run across a dozen or more folk from around Elgin, Scotland, who could be my bleedin’ twin!

“The dividends to shareholders can’t handle the load” is the correct phrasing. Underinvesting in infrastructure maintenance and expansion, and in R&D, solely in order to re-distribute the wealth.
To the major shareholders.

How’s the fishing?

Oh, no! What will the Saudi racehorses eat!

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”- Mark Twain

Could also be labia.

A mat of single-celled organisms, that floated on a shallow sea over what is now Nebraska, 3.5 billion years ago.

♪ One pun makes for laughter
And one pun makes you groan ♫ (apologies to Jefferson Airplane)

“What duck?” (GNU Terry Pratchett)

It’s _fnord a complete _fnord mystery to me.

And UXB squads. Pacifist doesn’t mean no balls/labia, and you need a big swingin’ pair of 'em to sit and de-fuse a 500lb. aerial bomb.

And yes, ‘Ol Yellow Eyes’ does feature Jonathan Frakes on trombone.

Reality never measures up to the Ideal.

Thanks from me as well. I was thinking it meant ‘public display of fucking.’

Iay inkthay atthay I’llay artstay allingcay itay ‘oltavay’.

…of Ulm.

" Just because you’re a member of an ethnic minority, it doesn’t mean you can’t be a small-minded bastard." - Capt. Samuel Vimes (Terry Pratchett)