You know some dumb shit TSA is gonna not understand that part.

Found Satan

TekWar.

…parent?

Mushroom dick’s under pressure.

I stand corrected

The heavenly host sing…

That’s illegal in most states.

Fuck. That.

No, what he meant is that tyrants die when toppled in revolutions and patriots die in the process toppling tyrants. Thus for liberty to thrive both are sacrificed.

Bribe. It’s a bribe.

Tree of Liberty must be refreshed with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

• Thomas Jefferson

Anyone know how to put money on his books?

This Brian Thompson, playing a ruthless cult leader and serial killer, couldn’t even compare to the body count on CEO Brian Thompson.

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.