That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point

Ok who had early June in the “when will Musk flame out of the Trump regime” pool?

Ok as someone who doesn’t have TikTok, I’m now curious if this is purely a joke or there’s some kind of disturbing trend I have missed

Excretions with blood?

My worst mountain biking injury was because I looked down at my back tire and pulled the SHIT out of a muscle in my upper back.

And I used to crash a lot. The muscle pull was worse

Seriously my first thought if I saw this all occurring and my kid came complaining to me about it is I’d just say “well this is how the cat feels”

So this legitimately happened in Chicago ten years ago, fortunately it went nowhere: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Express_Loop

The most frustrating part is that WE ALREADY HAVE A COMMUTER RAIL FROM DOWNTOWN TO O’HARE, it just only runs three times a day, and only on weekdays.

Someone has read up on the Simple Sabotage Field Manual

Nightmare fuel right there

No joke I’d watch that Viking epic for the lolz

I used to own a Subaru Forester in Ohio. I sold it to a lesbian who was moving to CO. Felt like I was giving it a better home

I’m an American who is decent at German, living back in the US again. I set whatever I can to German to maintain my exposure to it, sometimes to my own confusion and detriment

Yeah they’re out of order too

I like to think you actually took her feet and typed “no” with them so she still wrote this

Yep, it is. We’d stay in our orbit of the sun for 8 minutes after it vanished too

Didn’t say which Monday

Realistically if you have that ratio of errors to lines of code, you probably just fucked up a semicolon or braces.

Now if you have like 13 errors and they’re all unrelated, woof.

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My friend was going for a run one day in the park holding her phone in her hand which she was using to play music. A guy jumped out at her and karate chopped her arm which held the phone, but she didn’t drop it. He stood there kind of perplexed what to do next, as did she. Then she said “SERIOUSLY??”, which kind of woke the guy up again. He started to reach into his pocket for something, so she turned around and bolted. The guy didn’t chase her.