I realised i don’t know what the term is that corresponds to apartment building, but flat is just apartment right (ESL)? They’re usually just one floor in my experience, as opposed to regular houses which are usually two. Makes a lot of sense to me

i used it in uni a few years ago, i think it’s manageable. Wasn’t too complicated. On the other hand, I’m a programmer so my experience may not transfer lol.

It’s edited, here’s the original

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and the 39% who didn’t?

Time to do what? Make me lose hope in humanity?

That makes sense, thank you!

real and honest

Agreed, fridge is not “wet and damp”. On the other hand, your berries will stay wet and damp much longer for the same reason, the cold air can’t hold much moisture so it evaporates much slower from the berries. So the message is the same, let them dry before putting them in the fridge.

Oh we do, I remember Texas essentially shutting down a few years ago because of like an inch of snow. You best believe that was memed to all hell

I love it when the URL contains most of the information, don’t even need to see the title to get the gist of the story

presumably having the boobs taken away, not added.

Don’t worry, it’ll get worse

Lack of food safety laws, presumably

Truly Austin Powers levels of groove

Absolutely not lol, no human is property and privacy is a human right (though one that is frequently abused). You shouldn’t need to give up your rights to run for office, that’s ridiculous.

One of my fav xkcds, nice adaptation. (here for those uninitiated)

1. You can. The fact that it’s illegal (is it actually illegal? I realise i don’t know) won’t be a problem once you’re gone.
2. There’s a whole life inbetween the beginning and the end, they don’t really have much to do with if your life has been full or not imo.

Oh don’t worry, we’ll hit the other points again real soon. Consistency is not this guy’s strength

Vinaigrette apathy, pretty catchy!

I like gallows humor mate, this is not that. Pic of a woman who’s presumably about to be raped with nothing else is not humor.