Tried to verify, but my stupid gummibears make like pandas and refuse to breed.

In today’s episode of “Cool Story, Bro”:

“Dude. Dude. We not only got your personal data, we also got a sale which was, let’s be honest, still plenty overpriced, just a little less so now. Yea, you ‘got’ us…”

Trump: “Waaah! Waaaah! The Democrats are doing lawfare just because I incited an insurrection, hoarded top secret documents and refused steadfastly to return them, paid off a pornstar to hush up my affair and committed countless instances of fraud!”

“You’re the president now.”

Trump: “To the lawfare-mobile!”

What nightmare scenario is that? Someone inciting an insurrection to steal an election? An insurrectionist just getting shrugged at with a “boys will be boys”? The Supreme Court waving through an insurrectionist and declaring him not only eligible but also above the law? The Supreme Court turning out to be bought wholesale? A criminal getting elected as president? The president illegally gutting all infrastructure designed to provide checks and balances to his power and installing toadies in all positions of power? The president committing war crime after war crime, bombing countries at a whim, kidnapping other countries’ leaders, taking bribes and sending his personal paramilitary army of masked thugs to terrorise random brown people, disappearing them into concentration camps and depriving them of their most basic rights?

Which potential future nightmare scenario is no longer unthinkable here?

Legal experts say question of legality of theft is unclear.

“Now you can’t even just peacefully drive in your car anymore and do nothing else than driving your own car, which is what they were convicted for - merely driving in their car? Wokeness has gone too far!”

If I may introduce: your newest nightmare https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_diving_beetle

I keep saying that humanity’s toys do evolve spectacularly while humans are still working on the same basic impulses they’ve been dealing with for millennia.

Trump is a petty conman who does everything in his power to consolidate as much power in himself as he possibly can so that he can funnel as much money to himself and his gang as he can. That’s not new. The environment he’s doing in may be more complex, or differently set up than in previous iterations, but the core is depressingly mundane.

Gaza is just people hating people and other people supporting different sides while all sides give each other more reasons to hate each other perpetually, some more war-crimey, some less so. Tragic, quagmired to hell and back, but not groundbreaking in and of itself.

As for AI, the framework is the usual capitalists trying to convince everybody that their new best revolutionary thing is a word sorting machine that can sort very, very many words now very fast. Trying to cash in on the hype is the eternal constant, the occasion this time is a very sophisticated chatbot/image generator based on all the materials the inventors could get away with stealing.

And climate stuff is just this generation of capitalists stripping the planet for parts while they can get away with it. The scale is bigger, but vulture capitalism is also not even remotely new.

Just like the principle of singular attributability of data via the blockchain is a fancy way of assigning stuff to one recipient. We’ve had approaches to this before. This time the blockchain’s ledger system is the big new anchor for the human element, which will invariably at first be either grifters or people who wanna bash in other people’s heads with it.

To be fair, us elders had grifts and money laundering too, so crypto is nothing functionally new.

“I am close to tears. That is a human reaction, right?”

Imagine working in a gorilla sanctuary.

Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?

My hot take is that zombies were invented so that American movie heroes finally have an enemy they can believably outsmart.

The actual line was “Its behind!” because the original “Dat ass!” didn’t score well with focus groups.

but arent most RPG builds that way? You have to complete them for them to be really effective?

That’s exactly the crux of the matter: I want a game where you grow more efficient. Start out doing the gameplay loop that I like, but badly, slowly and then get better at that gameplay loop.

This change made my favourite gameplay loop no longer viable at all at lower levels. You don’t start out a bad sneaker and then become a good sneaker, they completely removed the ability to effectively solve areas with sneaking altogether at the start.

I wanted to improve my viable but still flawed hacking skills, not play a different game altogether until stealth-hacking suddenly becomes available mid-game.

Okay, this is starting to sound like they turned my build into one of those “slog through it, I promise it gets good after a few dozen hours” things. Maybe I wouldn’t even mind if they hadn’t already had exactly my playstyle in the game that I really enjoyed from the get-go and then they took it away for whatever reason. Well, BG3 still has rogues that work at lower levels, I guess.

All my hacks are detectable now. What would be the first opportunity to find that deafening hack? Preferably in the starting area?

“How would you like to waste this particular turn?”

That’s a well radicalised obedient party soldier who will stop at nothing once you point at an inconvenient target and say the right buzzwords. Real Jan6 material, just as planned and executed for decades.