Not always. Sometimes we buy them in little plastic bottles in packs of 24-48!

The title made me think he was finally confirmed dead.

Asian don’t raisin

But also,

Citizen 2: [lists actual socialist policies while avoiding certain key words]

Capitalists: I can get behind that.

Both is good.

Can’t control much without federal funding.

All those fat greasy doomsday prepper types love to advertise just many supplies they have stocked up. They’ll be the first ones raided.

2 about to quickly realize how much of 1 and 3’s tax dollars they depend on.

I’ve been playing Final Fantasy XIV while my wife and I are watching TV in the evening. I’m still adjusting to the gamepad controls, but it runs great and it’s relaxing to grind out leveling content.

But it’s a good rule of thumb for consumers. or at least for us to tell our parents.

If someone needs to use generative AI to market a product, then that product doesn’t exist.

I once had to pay $250 for just a 15-minute conversation with a doctor. With insurance.

TIL Erin Brockovich is still at it.

They’re already trying to whitewash DOGE, so there’s that.

Sure. Next you’ll tell me you don’t all live in medieval cottages.

Hospital Bathroom Incident is also a great band name.

French is the language of “we paid for the whole alphabet so we’re going to use the whole alphabet”

Vast and bountiful? What bounty are you seeing? Wal-Mart?

Are you seriously both-sidesing a pearl-clutching NY Post headline?