The icing on the cake is that most of the offers are 6mo contracts, no benefits, with the option to hire or extend. This way the company can decide they don’t really need the position in six months and walk away with no recourse.

Minor pay cut?! Try 30% and no work from home. Companies smell blood in the water and low balling salaries across the board.

Missed opportunity for them to troll Nexi and just send them:

Usernames Passwords hunter2 hunter2

To be fair a lot of apps don’t handle custom CAs like they should. Looking at you Home Assistant! 😠

You know blind patriotism and acceptance that our way is the best way.

USA! USA! USA! We’re #1!

That sort of shlock.

Hey, Chat! That’s a great point. It sounds like you’re trying to prompt users to generate content to feed your garbage LLM in the laziest way possible.

Have you tried fucking off?

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Emmigrating ≠ being a digital nomad

Exactly it’s a retention bonus that gets paid out in stages, but DHS can also recoup all of it if the agent/goon leaves before the period expires. I wouldn’t be surprised if they dangle a “reenlistment” bonus near the end of the term which locks them in longer.

Maximum warp. Hit it!

Well obviously not a white one.

Revolt is now Stoat

You think they’ve ever had coffee that didn’t consist of >5℅ spit?

Or essentially 1°C.

But are they horny enough for D&D people?

Being right. Back to total self reliance again.

That’s exactly why so many companies push employee assistance programs for mental health crisis and weight loss. They don’t care if you actually get better, so long as it make you more profitable to them.

I only read Cellar Greek. Attic is to high brow for me.

Clearly DJTJ told him that Hunter Biden would keep him flush with all the drugs he wanted if he offed his parents, but as with any deal made with the Trumps it wasn’t worth the paper it was written on before being flushed down the White House toilet. /s