I think before babying my ice cube tray for a day I’d just buy 4 for $5 when I want clear ice.

The guy who was chased neither.

My small pizza oven goes to 400C. Everything else is not enough for good pizza. Cooking time for a pizza is 2 to 3 minutes. With that I’ll get a nice leopard pattern on the dough.

My household oven goes up to 300C but just because it supports pyrolysis. (Best thing, I bought it used from Kleinanzeigen for Eur 50 after about a year of searching for a pyrolysis oven that was sold for cheap). Running Pyrolysis about 4 times a year, so the cost is reasonable but the oven still is CLEAN.

I have a cheap small electric 400C pizza oven, but that’s not something you’d use for frozen pizza. And I still wished it could get a bit hotter…

The pizza I make is still decent, however - already got the approval from a few Italian friends. It’s Neapolitan style pizza, not Roman.

The door refused to open. It said, “Five cents, please.”
He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. “I’ll pay you tomorrow,” he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. “What I pay you,” he informed it, “is in the nature of a gratuity; I don’t have to pay you.”
“I think otherwise,” the door said. “Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt.”
In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found it necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.
“You discover I’m right,” the door said. It sounded smug.
From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt’s money-gulping door.
“I’ll sue you,” the door said as the first screw fell out.
Joe Chip said, “I’ve never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it.

Philip K. Dick, Ubik

I just remember the one epsiode where Heifer had to sleep in a barn. Next morning he woke up when someone came in to milk the cows, you just saw heifers upper torso, heard a “plop” and then he started looking weirdly and fell over backwards.

I saw that on a weekend on TV during the time when children watch and was wtf did they really just make a heifer had an orgasm because he was milked joke?

The US will pay $300B to Algeria.

My ey wife and me divorced 13 years ago. As we have kids and will coparent and see each other for the rest of our lives there’s also no reason not to share streaming accounts. (And we share them with the kids anyways…)

Ist Datenleck schlimmer als Eier leck?

It feels like “chatgpt i need a ragebait reddit article”

been there done that, it’s too much fun. Hilarity can be a means of domination.

just a kazoo is the wrong device, you’re want something like a whistle or flute that makes a sound from normal breathing. I 3d printed one for a mask, once.

I have brought a similar but working device into a bdsm session and I can attest that humor in bdsm in one of the fucking hottest things ever. Nothing compares to laughing while dominating someone. Bonus points if the sub has a tickle fetish, hilarity is ensured.

I feel knocking the starter with a hammer is a universal 80s driving experience. Like changing the electric distributor contacts mid trip, and using starter spray when the damn thing refuses to turn on again.

Depends very much on the car. My car has auto off and starts up the engine as soon as the car in front of me starts moving (it detects that with the parking and radar sensors).

Or if I just move the foot off the braking pedal the engine will be fully running as soon as my foot reaches the gas pedal.

It’s at 2017 Mercedes, at the time they already spent some effort into that tech, for example I have an electrical water pump that keeps up the circulation even during auto off and the starter is different so it can start the car even while starting to move.

The only moment I turn it off (ok switch to sport mode which turns autostop off) is when I want to race someone at the light in order to change lanes in front of them later.

I normal operation you don’t notice.

Ah and last year autostop did not work for a few months as my battery was old, the car noticed and refrained from stopping the engine until I got a new battery (It will also do if I need aircon or the motor is too cold or a number of other conditions)

#tanketimmy

dance, monkey boy

Meiner Meinung nach könnte man einen Politiker, der vorrangig um seine Aussenwirkung bemüht ist und nichts wirklich leistet, durchaus als solchen bezeichnen, schließlich bringt dieser Ausdruck genau das auf den Punkt. Es ist mir allerdings zu riskant meine Meinung konkret zu formulieren.

CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH!

There’s a lot better ways of dealing with Transnistria, which are happening even right now. It’s on the way to reintegraion. Vibe-bombings there out of spite would be rather contraindicated.

I know you were joking, but the thought alone rubs me wrong after the orange idiot made things worse worldwide by bombing instead of following “the art of the deal” with Iran.

I watched this several times, why the fuck did I not notice? Call me gullible.