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13 days agoIt vandalized itself after his pool boy was done with it.


It vandalized itself after his pool boy was done with it.
What if I can’t take the heat?


And I have $12!
You could but it wouldn’t have the same crunch.


Shazbot!
When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes.


On the bright side, they are giving Iran a reason to rethink their views on nuclear weapons, so they may end up being right in the long run…


I need to check for a concussion. Please count the five lights.


Isn’t this what ICE is for?


She hasn’t taken over yet. There’s still time!


No that was only a year ago. Maybe two at max.



That’s a feature not a bug.


That’s what the pitchfork is for. Keep everyone moving so we burn evenly.
Maybe they want the aggression.
The original title said Thorns and More Thorns but the editor changed it last minute.