I hated Donald Trump long before he became president.

I wonder if it was a rights issue. Konami made the arcade game while all of the Simpsons games on the NES/SNES/Genesis/Game Boy/Game Gear were published by Acclaim.

Yeah, I don’t regret not reading it.

I remember the day I burned my last CD. The fire department paid me a visit.

Which was the style at the time.

That’s when you go for the foot job instead.

I’d upgrade my balls so that they aren’t vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill’s purse and get away with it.

Big if true

I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned The Critic yet. It was a good show that was screwed over by two networks. Another one is Dilbert, which was based on the comic strip. I think Scott Adams was less involved with it than the strip which made it better (plus he wasn’t as insane back then).

Having sex is gay

They even had “Don’t Worry, be Happy” by Bob Marley.

it’s not.

It was the Disney Channel!

A buddy of mine owned a video game store that I worked at for a bit. The pay was crappy and the hours were unstable and random, but I do miss working there.

They were too cheap for the good stuff.

I’m not a nerd. Nerds are smart.

This was Mario 40 years ago:

Or you can get her a hotdog combo and still have $3.50 left to spend for yourself.