Hey, we’re in the same club!

We all know that won’t work. Try this instead.

“Hold ‘RB’ to flip… wait, what? How did you do that?”

That owl:

Big same. When I quit the grocery store some 20 years ago, I immediately deleted all those codes from my memory. But this one remains.

“Mondays we paint. All other days are leg day.”

Do not worry. The time will pass.

“Excuse me sir, there’s been a little problem in the cockpit…”

“The cockpit…what is it?”

“It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now.”

I like the contrast of these two: