Potion of time travel please. The vodka.
Lemme get two vials of skooma and a small sack of moon sugar for the road.
Stop right there, criminal scum!
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sheathes* Must have been the wind.
6 oz Bourbon.
I’m making Chicken with it.
Knew I’d find this. Lol
A lemme smoosh those cheeks potion, please!
I want the potion that does the thing.
Rage potion!
vial of booping that perfect snout
Potion of liquid courage, of course.
And a philter of bad decisions, why not.
All I need is a little of the hair of the dog that bit me.
Elixir of whatever gave you those buff muscles, dawg
I’ll have a exlixer of stanima trans beverage please
I want the potion of fast travel.
chugs an entire 5th of Jack, blacks out, starts a fight, shits in the street, finds his way back home somehow, wakes up safely in bed
It worked!
What happened to the dog’s ears?
Some dickhead cropped them, probably at home and with no anesthesia.
Potion of Instant death please
