My husband and I still have not had it. At first we thought maybe we were just asymptomatic. Nope, I got sick and hospitalized from the vaccine with myocarditis and the doctor said if I got actual Covid I’d probably die. So my husband has masked up really thoroughly as well.

I think he’s been turtle soup for a few weeks now

I use it for skincare advice and it’s shockingly going very well because I know enough about skincare to correct it and it can put some stuff together that I didn’t think of. My husband is just like you, for code and research that he verifies.

Our neighbor tried to text us some confrontational shit about why he didn’t owe us $900 for a fence he agreed to and it was so, so bad. It was 4 paragraphs of just AI cringe. Embarrassing as hell.

Don’t touch the trim dog!

Matthew McConaughey in an old Unsolved Mysteries episode.

Please just fucking die already you old hateful evil turtle

This is absolutely what I have done and I cannot go back. Short bob cut, looks adorable and quirky and I’ve been sewing my own clothing for a few years now. Oversized clothing is fun as hell to make.

Yeah! Let me do that! Don’t go to my job so I can riot - someone else takes it so they can eat and pay their bills while I scream into the void in public. Lose my job immediately. Lose my house, my car, my health insurance. Can’t eat. Nowhere to sleep or wash myself or my clothes if I still have any, no other jobs to be had for months and months, maybe ever. No energy to even riot anymore. Damn, sucks that I’m too fat and lazy to get the ball rolling on this impeccable plan!!

holy shit this is exactly what I do and I just realized it. It’s saved us so much grief but I’m always treated like I’m overreacting even though I always sniff it out and prevent unwanted outcomes.

My GOD the way I cannot ignore noises anymore kills me. My husband is legally deaf too so he can’t ever hear anything now and I’m always like WHERE THE FUCK IS IT COMING FROMMMM??? and he’s just like … eh? I don’t know … 😭😭😭 absolute hell

Yes. We needed to replace a fence that was originally his, but we decided since we both get use from it we’d go 50/50 or we knew it just wouldn’t get done. He insisted that WE owned the fence and we needed to solely replace it. After proving he indeed had it installed before we lived here, he said he’d get a quote. He called the company, he sent them to our house as well to talk to us AFTER talking to him. I watched that happen.

We schedule and my husband signs the paperwork and we give the company the money. I didn’t know my husband did that. I thought he just paid our half, to be fair his work has been stressful and the fence had fallen down completely by this point and with dogs in the mix we needed it done.

The workers show up a week later and we BOTH knew about the work and what our quotes were. The work is done, looks great. My husband then said “ well he owes us so we need to collect since he agreed it looked good “ … that’s when I knew immediately this motherfucker was never paying. We signed all the paperwork, he signed nothing when it was all said and done. We found out the fence company was literally his friend. We got taken by being desperate and being too nice and neighborly.

He sent ChatGPT replies about how he manages his money and wasn’t expecting this expense, even though we agreed and talked about it in depth, and HE called the company, not me. Just complete bullshit. We’ve basically moved on after learning that he owes literally about 5 other people thousands of dollars in our neighborhood.

I’ve told myself that it took me $900 to learn he is a complete piece of shit and just flip him off when he looks my way lmao

Literally my neighbor when the agreed upon amount of some fence work became due. “ I’m a financial advisor, I plan my finances and this isn’t a big enough emergency to use my emergency fund. I simply did not plan on this. Goodbye. “

Damn, Brazil is taking kill shots. First Oliver Tree now this massive fuck up.

This made me smile

Honey mustard abortion

My mom says I cannot be autistic because I’m “ in shape and pretty “ and also I “ liked being hugged as a kid “ … yeah so why do I have fucking meltdowns when I try to eat in public and all the noise makes me nauseous and nervous? Just one tiny example that she witnesses and asks me “ what’s wrong with you ? “

I did the same thing with my tiny 1lb puppy the day we got his little precious ass. I have two cats. He was kicking trying to wiggle and hop around so I just … let go … like I would with my cats. He squealed and I cried. He was okay but my god I have never forgiven myself. Never will.

There’s a photo of what it does. Absolutely nothing good, ruins the car and takes you to jail 😂

I miss that feeling of going to school on Monday and hearing all the shit that went down on the weekend that I wasn’t there for. I lived far from town with no phone 90% of the time (dad worked nights so it had to be off the hook a lot) so I was always last to know anything. It was freeing. I didn’t care that I had to wait to talk to my friends in person about everything.