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My dad is smarter than 99% of CEOs.

At least that’s what LinkedIn games want him to believe.

At this rate why sell hardware to people anymore? Might as well rip the bandaid and make it a cloud-gaming device.

quietly announced

We’re hitting new lows.

The people we need to help out is the other half of the country, which you’re alienating with your couch joke. This is such a terrible argument.

The descent of the country that spends the most money on its military into fascism seems to me a bigger deal than a gossip story about the VP.

I’m not “anti-humor” but there’s a place and a time for everything, and what you perceive as a jolly bit of fun is instead diluting the true argument at stake.

This comment is stupid. Can we stop imitating the right and talk about the actual issues at hand?

Selfless and morally guided actions. He’s the dictionary definition of a hero.

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time…

If someone is “attractive,” there’s a fair bit of chance they’ve done stuff to get there already, like exercising, skincare, etc.

The things on the image are just an extension of that. They’re not thinking like OP that they’ve done enough. It’s all the same thing.

We did it Lemmy

Oh no, I’m glad they did. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently too. I believed it was an infection, but if his doctor says it was just some irritation, maybe so it is for me too. I just wish I knew what medicine he got prescribed. I guess I’ll have to hope it clears up on its own.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

When rich people figured out the economy is really just a social construct

I mean, in the simplistic case of monkeys, this doesn’t work because the other monkeys starve, which is a failure as a species.

The monkey would have to hoard just enough bananas that the other monkeys can still barely their basic desires, while keeping them hungry for more and letting them believe they could one day be like you and get as many bananas by working their way up an imaginary hierarchy, where the way to go up is to fuck over other monkeys and get you as many bananas as they can, while you give them the minimum possible share.

These seem to have been the meta on LinkedIn until recently.

I mean, there are many presidents about whom I could say the same thing, it’s not really a gotcha. (not the shitting himself part, obviously)

Five 👀

Only in America is it considered “conservative” to overturn years of laws and policies and to strive to return to the 1800 “gilded age” or whatever.

Anywhere else in the world, this is correctly described as regressive.

Especially, Chinese is not « structurally » complex. It’s got no numbers, no genders, no cases, the grammar is very analytical and straightforward.

“Hey, can I interest you in data entry for AI?”