Mount has the best hair. Haven’t the bandwidth to process anything else.
I think The Orville gives us the answer.

I still fully believe that The Orville is the best modern Star Trek series.
I might be there with you. It hits the right notes.
Giant desk, flattering lighting, Kermit and a comfortable uniform. He may have it better than any Trek captain.
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I’ve been considering that one, too. Are there any good native clients that work with it?
Edit: piefed.social recommends Interstellar.
So far it’s only Interstellar. The API has been release recently, so it’s coming to a few more soon.
I use the PWA at version at the moment, works well on my phone.
If anyone is wanting to try out PieFed, registration is open on my instance and all are welcome.
Top tier username BTW.

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If you are also The Picard Manuever or UmmThatGuy I’ll lose my mind.
Oh God… I hope this isn’t how I find out I have multiple personalities. 😱
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Nah, though others have assumed I’m Wil Wheaton.
Wheatoooooonnnn!!!
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An almost oopsie!

(Except intentional… or SO YOU CLAIM!:-P /s) But we will never remain satisfied, knowing there is more to that story!
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It is too late. Your words have revealed who you are.
You must be… Keiko! (And I am Miles then, in this fantasy in my head now?:-P)
This is now cannon, and cannot be undone. Unless you want it too I guess…
“I don’t think he knows about 2nd Stamets…”
Definitely Pike
Why is Kermit not in his captains uniform?
Kermit’s a nudist. He wears a trench coat when reporting for Sesame Street News, but the network said he had to wear something, so he went with the flasher’s cliche.

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I’m generally a trek fan, I just find it odd they feel the need to make the captian look like Shatner. Is it to just appease the older trek audience that can’t handle anything different?
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SECS? IN STAR TREK?! No there weren’t any sex scenes. Just a crapload of decontamination, various wardrobe malfunctions, and really intimate moments between friends and bunkmates.
I love Hayward’s expression here, it seems to say, “Kermit wore it better, we all know it, put down that thing, quit being so dramatic.”
It looks like leather on Pike.
You can see Shatner’s breasts through his pajama. Kermit, on the other hand, is naked (well, he’s wearing something around his neck, but that’s not covering anything).
…but it’s meant to be gold…
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News flash: the original TOS gold shirts were green but the film processing didn’t give us that. Somehow that specific alternate tunic fabric came out on film closer to the actual fabric colour.
I always hated that uniform shirt. Kermit is just green, so he wins by default.















