Does it come with the duct tape or I should buy it separately?
I’m never sure when these posts pop up if someone is just shitposting or if they confuse this with Facebook
Well, we are in shitposts… So I’m leaning towards that
Literally just wear a belt at this point 🤷♂️
Wear several belts! With gaps!
And lots and lots of buckles!
So many!
Maybe slip a couple strap-ons in there just for fun.
Reject clothing, use magic to conjure censor bars everywhere you go
That’s cold as hell.
It’s okay, you can wear stockings. :P
But then people would see my dick and balls. Also, I don’t like wearing white.
They want me in that skirt, they can deal with the consequence of seeing all of my anuses
You have multiple anuses?
You dont?
It is sexy AF!!
I’m okay with that.
I think this is more of a loincloth at this point.
Loincloth is longer in the middle and open on the sides
Mmmh. Velour…
Anyone else see this post and realise they still have ptsd from wearing similar to a club once and sorely regretting it because random drunk men spent the whole night trying to put their hands up your skirt?
I’m sorry you went through that. I don’t understand why it’s hard for men to not touch something they like.
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic? Like, look these kind of outfits are simply awesome, but touching someone else without invitation just seems so incredibly… Wrong?
Its something I’ve struggled with understanding my whole life. Just cause you are into a woman doesn’t mean you need to break boundaries to satisfy urges?
I mean, shit, I remember from a really, really, really, young age: don’t touch others. Did this message not become a core concept? Or do I just pass out before alcohol has that much of an inhibiting effect on me?
As a man I’ve never understood it either. Like, I’m hesitant to even touch a woman on the shoulder to get her attention or something like that.
But, I’m ADHD and possibly a smidge on the spectrum, and I also realize that being a tall muscular dude is inherently threatening to women who don’t know me.
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic?
No, it’s a basic human decency thing. No man I know would (intentionally) touch without invitation (whether verbal or body language) and if someone does they deserve a smacking.
The most common gray area is tight crowds where some assholes try to get away with groping disguised as “accidents” which is disgusting.
Besides, alcohol and drugs are no excuse. If you can’t control yourself under the influence, don’t use them.
I wore a black kilt to a club once and had a similar experience.
I’m male and had a similar experience with women doing that when I wore a kilt to a club once.
And just to be very clear, I’m not defending anyone of any gender who does that at all. And in no way saying women touching men is as big a problem, most women have experienced it while only a minority of men have. Your comment just made me remember it, it wasn’t fun.
I love that you can always see the bottom of the ass
Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.
And yet they would find a way to defend it
Miniskirts officially become mens wear to avoid a cross dressing scandal.
The Make America Breezy Again campaign is an overnight success.
Red Hats protest H&M for offending anti-trans sensibilities.
It’s easier to guestimate the ambient temperature in red states.
Miniskirts now have pockets.
I do 🤤
Never underestimate the degeneracy of the internet
I WOULD, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
This was everyone can inspect your schlong without any extra steps :)
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Yeah lemme just tuck it in my ass while I am at it.
Alternatively, you can tuck it in my ass /s
Entschuldige. Bin kein Tiereficker.
Kuh, bist du schon wieder hörnig auf haupt?
Niemandq hat die Absicht hörnig zu sein
Ist es denn wirklich so, dass wir jedes Mal auf Haupt hornig sein müssen? Ich denke Zuhausys, mit dieser Mönötönie des “Goon, goon, goon” und wie das alles heißt, ja; sollte man doch schluss machen.
Danke für den Lacher
My problem with skirts this short is my balls keep falling out as they have sagged with age
Have you tried tucking or would that not help?
So you have a grandfather cock?
How pendulous
How else would the glockenspiel ever be invented though? It was a necessary development for
sciencemusic
Can you even sit in those? Or is you butt always touching the chair?
“Butt”
?
Girls have vaginas, little Billy.
Do you think girls don’t have asses? Or that if a guy puts on a skirt it just spontaneysly disappears?
Ah. Yes. I see. of course. they use short skirts so that must mean that they remove their underwear and sit vagina first. How silly me for not thinking about this first
Just like they remove their underwear so their bare ass is touching the chair, right champ?
I didn’t say ass. I said butt. The gluteus maximus if it makes you feel better
right, i forgot women don’t have butts
Why would we? Girls don’t poop, everyone knows that!
this makes perfect sense now
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Then I agree. With safety shorts its fine. Without them, I wouldn’t want to sit in a bus. Nor I’d want to sit on your bus seat on a summer day after you did
