

- cross-posted to:
- risa@startrek.website




cross-posted from: https://eviltoast.org/post/18409424
It is entirely appropriate that the Enterprise orbits his crotch.
Ruler maneuver.
🎶 Gonna Riker 'round the clock tonight 🎶
I . . . I kinda . . don’t hate it?
I’ve got one of these, it’s rad.


Beam me down Spock?
This is awesome, I must make one.
Does Riker’s bent knee or that toe point the hour? I guess you could set it either way…
Fair question actually, hell if I know 🤷
You can’t, don’t even try!
The minute leg is slightly past six, so the hour leg must be close to a half hour. So what points the hour is the toe, not the knee. Which is counter intuitive to me.

But seriously… where can I buy one?
What time is it?
4:37