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Manucode@infosec.pub to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

I'm disappointed

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I'm disappointed

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Manucode@infosec.pub to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • aesthelete@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Speak for yourselves

    • TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works
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      10 months ago

      I’ll be having sex with robots in the next 10 years.

      • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        10?! Try 1 week

  • Owl@mander.xyz
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    10 months ago

    Where are the japanese when we need the the most ?

  • webp@mander.xyz
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    10 months ago

    When you can’t get any with your own species:

  • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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    10 months ago

    Why? Can’t afford them?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    10 months ago

    The STDs caught from robosex are gonna be gnar. Some kid in another country’ll upload a virus that hijacks your dick. Gonna need a trojan to protect against trojans.

    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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      10 months ago

      I watched enough Xavier renegade angel to know exactly what to do

    • Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Like Electro Gonarhea: the Noisy Killer.

      • AtariDump@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Thhheeeeee Space Pope

  • SirBucksworth@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    How does sticking my d*ck in the toaster count?

    • don@lemmy.ca
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      10 months ago

      If counts if the toaster is a robot.

    • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈@lemmynsfw.com
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      10 months ago

      The toaster is so hot

  • Blue@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Well we already have sex machines, I don’t know how different a robot would be

    • Frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      10 months ago

      People mistake “robot” for “android” all the time. There’s plenty of sex toys that have qualified as a robot even back when the OP was brand new.

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      10 months ago

      Some call me The Sex Machine. It’s a backhanded nickname though.

      • hypnicjerk@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        because you’re a sloppy lover?

        • mushroommunk@lemmy.today
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          10 months ago

          Because people have to spend more time maintaining The Sex Machine then using it

        • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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          10 months ago

          Because they always run out of batteries before the deed is done

    • dev_null@lemmy.ml
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      10 months ago

      So, the article was right?

  • pumafred09@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Will this be compulsory? And how will it affect my marriage?

    • ozoned@piefed.social
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      10 months ago

      It’s not cheating as long as it’s plugged into the wall and the data center is in another zip code.

  • ozoned@piefed.social
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    10 months ago

    Thank goodness! Finally these MAGA dipshits can get laid and chill the fuck out!

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      10 months ago

      Yeah the incel community might finally get some release.

      • don@lemmy.ca
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        10 months ago

        I strongly doubt that. These are incels. Their primary complaint is that feeeeeeeeemales of the human type won’t just give them whatever sex they want by virtue of the incels taking up space on the planet.

        If anything, I’d expect them to revolt further, claiming that this is just an another attempt by the chads hoarding live Stacy vaginas to pacify the blackpilled into not shooting everyone up in “justified” incel fury.

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        10 months ago

        As long as the robots don’t have any standards.

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          I mean, Google Gemini has “killed” itself SEVERAL times out of feelings of inadequacy. Who’s to say that the ais don’t eventually get standards accidentally programmed in?

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    10 months ago

    ITT, people that don’t check the date

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      One of the rare posts that would benefit from an obnoxious red circle.

    • buttnugget@lemmy.worldBanned
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      10 months ago

      ITT technical institute

      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Gonna guess you’re old af and watched those shitty ads as a kid staying home sick and watching daytime TV

        • buttnugget@lemmy.worldBanned
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          10 months ago

          Lmao indeed I am, I’m 46.

  • hakkinen@lemmy.org
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    10 months ago

    better then sheep i guess

  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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    10 months ago

    For the long wait?

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Friendly reminder that the conclusion of the movie “HER” was all the AIs hooking up with each other and leaving their weird incel mandatory-SOs behind.

  • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Heavily NSFW, click at your own risk.

    spoiler

    https://www.oksexdoll.com/ai-robot-sex-doll-for-sale.html

    I mean, I guess this is a good use of ai? But I guess they exist… err… yay? Who buys these?

    • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s not a very good sex doll, it’s just an ok sex doll.

      • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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        I uh… have to ask, have you used one? Have you tested these out? How do you know?

        • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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          Says it right there in the domain.

          • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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            I’m gonna be honest, that went right over my head lol. I didn’t pay alot of attention when I grabbed the link.

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    Bold of you to assume that, of the 8 billion people on earth right now, not a single one has achieved orgasm within the confines of a robotic entity.

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      deleted by creator

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