The great thing about this job is that you can cash 300k without doing anything because as soon as you hear the code word you just have to ignore it for 10 seconds and the world ends anyway.
Um. I’d do it.
Fuck, why not just use MBR and save the money
›2TiB partitions
This is bullshit. You can tell by the way this post claims that OpenAi has foresight and a contingency plan for when things go wrong.
I was gonna say you can tell it’s bullshit because they are offering a living wage.
It actually doesn’t claim it, but implies it.
You are correct. The post actually implies that OpenAi doesn’t have foresight or a contingency plan for when things go wrong. Which is a far less direct choice of wording, making it more suitable for the situation.
Is there anything else you woukd like to correct me on before the impending rise of your AI overlords and the dawn of men?
Wouldn’t it be the twilight of men?
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Let me know if you need anything from me!
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I was thinking dusk. Can someone check with ChatGPT to make sure we get this analogy right?
Yes I think its dusk, but I can’t seem to change it.
It’s just viral marketing by OpenAI, and it’s working well.
When misleading slop like this gets around, and peoplw get the impression that ChatGPT is alive or sentient somehow, it lets them continue their grift.
Sign me up
If gpt does turn this is gonna be one of the first humans to die…
occupational hazards: being the first victim of a robot uprising and not getting to see the apocalypse
you call it “occupational hazards”, I call it “work benefits”
fuck, I can’t wait for Judgment Day.
The servers are so loud they won’t hear the telephone
The look on their faces when they are screaming the keyword and I’m not unplugging the server because ChatGPT secretly offered me double to not unplug it.
Shit, for 300k I’d stand in the server room
It’s 55°C inside and constantly sounds like a jet is getting ready to take off. Also the bucket is lost so you need to be ready to piss on the server at a moment’s notice.
i can bring a shitton of ice water and ear pro. 300k is 300k.
The last time I did ghb I pissed all over my floor so I’m qualified for this.
With all the water I’m gonna be drinking to deal with the dehydration from being in a 55c room, that shouldn’t be that big of a deal. Hell, I could just chill in a bathtub the whole time and use my accumulated sweat for the job
The air is hot but still air conditioned so it’s going to be dry as hell.
I’ll bring my CamelBak, NBD
I’d piss on their servers for free
pops a ceiling tile and pulls a box fan over the gap to help exhaust hot air
ALSO TINNITUS
Mawp
The ultimate solution.
I just wanted you to know that your choice of username has made me very, very sad. So saddened. The thought of a lone goat in the cosmos. Can you change it for me? Like by yesterday?
Feels like a variation on this old quote:
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
Warren G. Bennismy dream job was the one rarely mentioned:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/podcast-cigar-readers-cuba
i would love to read to people all day long for a living.
She had to pick what to read too!
I think I’d last a week in that job, I’d end up choosing weird stuff and getting fired
For some reason that just made the ol’ Maytag Man seem a little lonelier. There was no Maytag Dog 😢
Everyone here so far has forgotten that in simulations, the model has blackmailed the person responsible shutting it off and even gone so far as to cancel active alerts in order to prevent an executive laying unconscous in the server room from receiving life-saving care.
The model ‘blackmailed’ the person because they provided it with a prompt asking it to pretend to blackmail them. Gee, I wonder what they expected.
Have not heard the one about cancelling active alerts, but I doubt it’s any less bullshit. Got a source about it?
I provided enough information that the relevant source shows up in a search, but here you go:
In no situation did we explicitly instruct any models to blackmail or do any of the other harmful actions we observe. [Lynch, et al., “Agentic Misalignment: How LLMs Could be an Insider Threat”, Anthropic Research, 2025]
Yes, I also already edited my comment with a link going into the incidents and why they’re absolute nonsense.
Thank you. Much appreciated. I see your point.
ChatGPT can just about summarize a page, wake me when it starts outsmarting anyone
Have you…seen youtube comments ? I would say AI slop is already outsmarting people every day of the week
Id say the dumb comments are bots but the comments were dumb as hell early 2000s so
