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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • SoloCritical@lemmy.world
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    You can test if a 9 volt battery is good or not by touching the 2 prongs on the end to your tongue. You’ll know if it has juice or not.

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      You can do the same with any two wires to test if they’re live.
      Depending on the voltage, either you’ll know, or the people around you will.

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      A basic AAA battery has enough amperage to kill a human without the ohmage that the skin provides.

      One time a guy got curious and poked himself with copper wires so they would be in direct contact with his electrolyte-filled blood. Those wires were attached to a 1.5v battery, and he electrocuted himself and died.

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    deleted by creator

  • wallabra (🇧🇷)@lemmy.eco.br
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    I’m experienced in having experiences

  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    Nope sorry

    • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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      https://youtu.be/4fNS9CNmIc8

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    What kind of experience are you talking about? Maybe I’m a candidate for having it. I dunno.

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    “I don’t know shit about fuck” - character from Ozarks I forgot the name of

    • SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works
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      All I know is that I know nothing -Plato

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    The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      And osmosis is the hyper fusion of water across a semipermeable membrane.

      I failed biology because I just refused to study (was an idiot), but that one always stuck with me.

    • VoodooMug@feddit.org
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      midi-chlorians are the powerhouse of the Force.

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    Alan Wake is a boolean operation between Alan Rickman and Rick Wakeman

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      My old man was a fan of Yes, and so when they went on tour sometime around maybe 2003, I don’t recall specifically, Rick Wakeman came back to play keys for the tour, and it was a real treat.

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      Cheers! I’ve never needed to know this. It will probably become relevant in future, now. So cheers for this!

    • wallabra (🇧🇷)@lemmy.eco.br
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      You can just say intersection

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        I think “intersect” keeps only the shared sections, so it would give you “Rick Man”, the exact opposite of what we need. We’d need an “exclusion” or an “XOR” to retain the non-shared sections.

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    I’ve a lot of experience with not having experience with things

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    The only experience I have is in not having any experiences, and the only thing I know is that I know nothing about anything

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    I don’t know nothing about nothing.

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    I do know about things. Some things, many things, any things. If you ever want to know a thing about a thing I will know if I know about the thing.

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    Socrates only knows enough to know that he doesn’t know anything.

    The reason the Oracle of Apollo said “No man is wiser than Socrates” is because no man is wise, and Socrates is only wise enough to know himself to be a fool.

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      I pronounce it So-Crates because of William S. Preston, Esq., and Theodore Logan.

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        Most excellent!

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      “That’s us, dude!” “Oh, yeah!”

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    I knew this guy who knows a thing or two about knowing what I don’t know.

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    Yes hello I know something

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