Tears in their eyes, sir!..sir!
And a crowd of thousands had appeared, and they all applauded.
Fireworks followed
And then ice came out and had a celebratory beating of a Latino.
I shouldn’t have laughed at this
It’s like an early gen AI video
An upside down airplane morphed out of a wall and did a barrel roll down the hallway in reverse.
Those little girls? Alberta Einstein(s)
They then got up to the doors for Melania and the Easter Bunny said, “Tickets please…” and the man searched his pockets but couldn’t find his tickets.
And the thousands or whatever made up, bullshit claims of people started yelling, “Hurry up!” “We want to see the movie!!”
Suddenly the person behind the man got impatient, pulled out a gun and shot the man.
Is this supposed to be serious? It’s so over the top that it reads like satire. The only thing missing is the applause.
Shoveling out the slop for the slop-hogs that want to believe orange man fantasy slop
Apparently this guy is a joker/troll, but still on the MAGA train. Satire, but uncritical of the thing it’s satirizing? Maybe like Babylon Bee?
You know, I couldn’t figure out what bugged me so much about the Babylon Bee until you just pointed it out perfectly. Most conservative humor is punching down, which is what makes it so unfunny in the first place. But even when they do an article poking fun at conservative stuff, they still don’t quiet land any punches. Satire is supposed to be critical of what you’re making fun of, not just acknowledging it.
IMO guys like OOP, and lots of conservative memes, are more about getting a reaction out of ideological/political opponents and then laughing about that. That is the thought process, but it doesn’t have to actually happen this way, which makes it even sadder.
In other words, they imagine libs getting mad at their jokes, and that’s the joke.
Other people have described this much better than me.
I’m not sure exactly where BB falls here, but at least partly the above applies.
And everybody got the clap.
And that father’s name? Albert Einstein.
Well kids, if you want to see Melania (pulls out phone), here you go!
Her “talents” on (mostly) full display
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Even naked, I literally couldn’t find her less attractive. And I’m a straight dude who isn’t even that picky about women.
Woof
Ask how and why you have these but I don’t want to know.
Nick Adams is someone that seems to have accepted his side is full of weirdo people who are wrong about everything but decided to go with the pay or something
In Germany we call that “Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten”
“Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten”
Interesting. TIL, thanks.
Making a movie about a woman with said woman seems pretty woke. We’re supposed to be at home cooking and giving birth aren’t we? Who let this one out of her cage?
i’d tell you but you’re on the internet and i’m not supposed to answer your questions
It doesn’t stop there. Here’s the rest of the post
… “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”
Tears began to well up in their eyes.
“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of pop faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”
He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.
“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
My brain refuses to believe this is real
That a good indicator your sanity is still intact
That’s because it isn’t. Your brain doesn’t lie.
Lmao. I have had 4 kids, no fucking way they pick this shit doc over Zootopia.
Heck I wouldn’t pick it over Ishtar
LMAO kids wouldn’t even opt to see an actual amazing documentary, probably even if it were about animals.
I can’t even convince my kids to watch animated family/children’s movies that they’d love because it wasn’t what they picked!
the one exception was march of the penguins. that was a great movie. i was working at a small firm and one day we all decided to go see it when the boss was at lunch. best part was he didn’t get mad, he was just upset we didn’t invite him.
I loved the Planet Earth series as a kid
What do you call this fetish? Second hand voyeurism?
Then-everyone-clapped-ism
Alone in the basement, Adams was furiously whacking off with one hand, as he typed his Melania fanfic with the other.
‘I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!’
“What else does this story need?” he whacked. “Oh, yes. Little girls!”
His non-typing hand immediately doubled its speed.
And then everyone in the lobby clapped.
And that LLM he used to ‘improve’ his first draft did a bang-up job!
