Look man, I wanna chill with some hard ciders and a little whiskey. You have problems, I’ll help you analyze them and find a solution. I want you to have a better childhood and adulthood than I did.
1965 clocking in. I want slippers and some soup.
Got the stuff for you here to make everything right as rain.
Can confirm, I feel old and tired all the time. Not gonna fuck around (in a bad way) with my partner. Unfortunately, I’m also not gonna fuck around much in a good way, because I feel old and tired all the time.
Dude, get your B12 levels checked. Was feeling old and tired, so I went to drs for something else, he ran bloods just to make sure. Came back ok except B12 deficient. Now I get a B12 jab every 12 weeks and top up with high dose B12 pills every day after 4 weeks. Tiredness gone, cold feet at night gone, visual migraines gone grumpy old git moods gone. Oh and fucking around in a good way is way more on the cards!
I’ll put it on the pile for things I should do (checking vitamin levels was already there TBH).
There are lots of quite probable other explanations for my low energy levels, though.
And 90% of westeners has D vitamin deficiency. I get a little monthly vial prescribed to pump those values up.
‘85 here, I’m so tired.
Joke’s on you. You’re gonna have to live through the worst of what’s coming.
The elderly urge to comment on this thread
Huh, I guess I’m old, but the joke’s on you – but I won’t make you happy. 😎
Got 'em
Born between 65 and 70, Gonna do a gender reveal when I hit 60. (Props to Jimmy Carr).
That’s right ladies, I’m exhausted
What I do if I am that old person who is tired and still not happy
Send help
I keep telling you! It’s your diet! Stop eating bagels from the trash!
Trash bagels WITH AVOCADO. Would you believe?? Goddamn millennials…
I played it in my third year of university (it was directly responsible for a few bad grades.) Am I dead already?
I think you qualify as undead now?
Does that mean I can stop paying taxes?
Hahaha, No.
Living impaired tax(LIT) incoming
Wtffffff I just woke up. I don’t need this right now.
I was 2 when the Berlin wall fell.
Shhh, sure thing, now let’s get you back to bed, grandpa…
FU haha
Okay. I was born in the early 70’s. Lemme just brush the dust off, and I’ll join you.
As one legend to another: Before the Ancestors, there were Legends. That’s what the 70’s kids are.
1970 here. I concur.
60s baby here. Oh dear, I don’t even know what to say anymore.
Platinum edition.
I think that makes you primal.
The 1960s has entered the chat.
Sigh, they always forget the gen X.
That’s what happens when the boomers refuse to let go.
I’d rather be forgotten than lumped in with the boomers.
Boomers atr before gen-x.
I’m from '78. I might count as archeological evidence now.
I just played Horizon Zero Dawn and can confirm you would be categorized as “The Old Ones”.
Your disco era relics will be coveted by those who followed.
Nice. Fear my HORRIBLE ELDRITCH POWER, bitches.
Wait, you guys are getting eldrich powers? All I got were dodgy knees and a moving hairline.
Well they’re eldritch, so mostly they’re inscrutable and drive people insane.
Hrm… People do act strangely when I drone on for long enough. You might be on to something there.
It’s just cats, isn’t it?
I’ve got a long coat that doesn’t fit anymore. I’m not sure that falls under 'powers` though. Pudding the pet to hoover a doughnut in a single gasp.
71…same :)
I’m only one strata above you when they start digging.
