Wait this actually happened.
The DOJ closed the Epstein files so we could focus on pressing issues this.
MAGA: “Trump Christ is just like us! He really gets us!”
I’m not one to defend this orange man baby, however there is no way this image can be real. I don’t even think it’s AI, looks like good old fashioned photoshop.
There is a video. Its a PR OP from Trump. Its just staged.
Interesting. Guess him ordering doordash is supposed to distract us from the fact he is a pedophile somehow?
It was a stunt to try to remind people that he pushed for no taxes on tips, which was a part of both his and Harris’ platforms.
Since inflation is again going up and particularly gas prices are up and he has nearly zero good news, he has to try to milk his tip tax policy as much as he can.
It’s real, but 1000% staged. No way secret service would have let an unvetted Doordash driver approach the front door of the White House, let alone meet the President in person. It’s a publicity stunt.
Despite this, some people still believe it’s an organic moment, as if any Doordash driver would be comfortable just standing there as a political prop for two hours instead of running more deliveries.
Naw, It’s real, It was set up by a PR agency with a real photographer.
This is propaganda.
Real missed opportunity there, Doordash driver.
Indeed, she could’ve been a national hero.
I dunno. they really work for tips, and Trump seems like a real cunt. In their place, I’d do my best to just avoid their ire.
Our dementia grandfather is running the country.
I already have to take medications, plus a weed prescription for an anxiety disorder. I don’t need you reminding me of that bullshit.
I’m here aren’t I?
Oy gayvalt
There’s been such a string of madness coming the us in… the last two days, it had to be topped with something right out of a movie with Lloyd Bridges
Lloyd Bridges had talent while being genuinely funny and entertaining.
Trump is insane, whose incompetence at destroying the world is only - occasionally - entertaining but I never thought that the world might end because Lloyd Bridges sniffed some glue and fell out of a window.
Yea, of course
Well, I’m glad you get it, but a shockingly large amount of others don’t
I just didn’t want to compare Trump to anybody even remotely nice, it’s just… the absurdity of it all… it could have been a comedy is what I’m saying. In another timeline
in another timeline, they’d have set it on fire and run away screaming
there’s nothing funny about any of this
“I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.”
I watched it yesterday night after posting this comment 😂 Some of the jokes aged like milk but overall it was coooool. Especially while high
Doordash walking up to the oval office and trump taking delivery in person… Very plausible /s
We see straight through this due to his
bad actinginability to act and non existing sense of humor nor reality, Yet still he could not help himself …Trump quipped to Simmons sarcastically: “This doesn’t look staged.”
What’s extra crazy is that when he asked her if she was a supporter, it wasn’t a resounding yes, she said “mmm…maybe”, lol
Like they can’t even fucking get someone to act like they like him anymore.
how long has it been since he was Weekend at Bernies’ed?
Even their propaganda is stupid…
I think part of the brilliance of it is that it still gets a lot of traction because of how absurd and entertaining it is
I don’t think it’s entertaining at all bud.
This guy is literally responsible for the direct slaughter of thousands.
The President of the United States is a monster
It’d be hilarious if he weren’t president.
Great satire.
The problem is, it’s not satire and he is president.
worst fake prez ever
If I were flippin that day, I be spittin that day.
no idea what that means, but I’m willing to learn!
If I cooked his burger, I’d spit in it. Might even swap that pee for an h.
ah, got it. :P
Hey. Question.
What would it take to get him an all -he-he-can-eat subscription to more burgers and fires?
Don’t look at me like that. Cholesterol is a bitch and I don’t think we can get blamed for that.
Does anyone actually buy this kind of thing? Like I know his base is irredeemably stupid, but still.
She’s a retiree who’s working to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment.
Full text of Melania Trump statement denying links to Epstein
I have never had any knowledge of Epstein’s abuse of his victims. I was never involved in any capacity—I was not a participant, was never on Epstein’s plane, and never visited his private island.
I have never been legally accused or convicted of a crime in connection with Epstein’s sex trafficking, abuse of minors, and other repulsive behavior.
For context:
Decades of photographic and testimonial evidence repudiate every word of her statement other that the technical fact that she has never been convicted of any crimes related to Jeffery Epstein… yet…
There are decades of videographer, photographic, textual, and testimonial evidence that she absolutely and without a doubt both know and was very close with Jeffrey Epstein _ for many, many years) before AND after meeting and marrying Trump. This is - and has long been established - in not only the Trump-Epstein Files, but in many other outside documentation.
Melania was a widely-circulated whore for almost a decade before even being introduced to Trump. Just Trump’s type. And it’s been widely documented.
Not that I really doubt it, but where is this documentation about her being a whore?
Wasn’t she semi-nude in some of the pics already released? That would make her a sex worker, maybe? She probably was trafficked at a young age. She seems like she probably was a sex worker at the very least. Whore seems harsh for anyone.
She was officially a model, so semi nude might still fit her work. Even full nude might be just art or legit money income 🤷
the Epstein files.
“whore” is, admittedly, and overstatement. “slutty” would have been a more appropriate word.
There is a non-zero chance Trump has a sponsorship deal with McDonald’s.
Probably not, if he did he would definitely talk about, and just like most other companies they don’t mind him saying good things but do not want any real ties.
IMO McDonald’s essentially endorsed him in 2024 when they remained silent on that stupid stunt he did at one of the franchises in Pennsylvania.
I’m sure there’s gotta be some deals going on.
I wish they’d come out and denounce him. You just know he’d have a tantrum and swear off McDonalds forever. But it would deprive him of something he truly enjoys in life, which he deserves, because he’s a cunt.
Running around so much, I used to get a McChicken as a snack once every other week. But since that shamelessly staged video of him serving fries to 3 people I haven’t been back.
I know I’m not hurting the billion dollar corporation, but I’ll sooner go a little hungry then give them a dime.
This is just absolutely too much cringe for me. I had to just skim it and navigate away, but I appreciate the notification.
You guys get Lemmy notifications?
lol, it’s not treason if the government is fascist :)
