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Tom Green humped a dead moose. Does that qualify him to be the surgeon general?
Did he penetrate or dry hump?
Yes
No, which
Porky no lost dose?
Tom Green would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.
The dead moose would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.
Too bad he lives in a cabin in the woods away from the world crazies, he’s got the right idea. Also he’s Canadian so yea fuck the usa
Who knows, America might end up getting taken over by Canada after Trump runs it into the ground.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Everything I hear about that guy is worse each time
Everything I learn about him is against my will.
He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive
“I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw (what?)”
That sounds made up. But so does all the rest of this.
What the fuck.
Yeah, I believed it. It just sounds like it wouldn’t be real. It’s bananas.
He also fucked around on his wife, again. Hines isn’t really around.
I’ve completely lost respect for her
The only things I’ve heard are from here on lemmy and it’s obvious I don’t need to look more into him, he’s somehow managed to go a whole universe beyond the fever dream that’s the current US situation. I almost like these posts because it’s all so unbelievable and weird in a way that isn’t so deeply morally corrupt like the, what’s now normal, billionaire oligarch pedophilia. It’s fucked up in a parody way. But as said, I haven’t looked deeper at all, I have no idea if he’s part of that too so please correct me if I’m wrong.
Not to make it worse but did you hear he’s the health secretary??
The actual self quote is so much worse than the headline
“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”
Holy…
This might be weirder than the time he bragged about his immunity and fearlessness of germs in the context of cocaine and a public toilet seat. But I forget how that goes.
Where does it rank relative to strapping a whale head to the roof of the minivan, dripping whale goo on his family?
Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago
Wait, that can’t be. Yesterday was 12 years ago.
Somehow this guy is even more deranged to me than Trump (EU perspective). How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare? How can even the most sycophantic republican see this guy bathe in shit and necrophilia/bestiality crossover some roadkill, and think “yeah, this man gives good advice on healthy living”???
Don’t forget the rotting whale head he strapped to the top of his car on a family outing.
Or the dead bear he casually dropped in Central Park
of the creek of shit he decided to swim in with his kids. American health is literally up shit’s creek.
Republicans value in-group loyalty more than anything else. That usually is part of conservatism.
He comes from a rich dynasty family in the US.
They’ll let him do anything.
How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare?
Trump gave him the spot in exchange for the guy dropping out and giving Trump his endorsement.
They want us all to get sick and die so the United States fails.
Trump hates this country that always meddled in his affairs and then broke up his pedo-influence ring, leading him to kill his best friend to cover up what he knew. It’s like an opera to that old queen-in-denial, and as a narcissistic sociopath he can’t not get his revenge. “Don’t worry Jeffry, I’ll take them all down for what they made me do to you”
All the little toadies in the admin think that if they usher in the apocalypse they’ll be raptured into heaven and never have to deal with the rest of us and our needs again.
All the billionaires watched this guy cheat his way to the top and since they’ve all done it to one degree or another they think it’s a great opportunity to make more money (and for some, it has been)
RFK Jr has had half his brain eaten by a worm.
This is the ELI5 many others need. So please note that most Americans are literal hostages in this quagmire of idiocy.
And? What did he discover?
Has a bone in it.
Baculum in case anyone’s curious. Makes me think of the guy from Quantum Leap.
It tastes like chicken.
You would know.
Burn!
50% bigger than Donald’s.
You would know.
Burn!
That it’s still bigger than his even after it dries out.
You would know.
Burn!
as one does
To study it’s flavorprofile in a hearty dinner?
*its
After crushing up the penis bone into a fine powder and snorting it, Bobby discovered that no, raccoon penis bone powder does not put you into a psychedelic state. It does give you brain worms though.
Time for a movie script.
Brainworm’s gotta eat
Okay, so we heard the brainworm is dead, but have we had any official confirmation of that? I mean, his behavior, the thing he admits to like they are normal, he’s got to have something going wrong, right?
The worm is alive and it craves nasty bushmeat
Native Americans used every party of their roadkill. What is it with Kennedys and penises?
Honestly can he just become a taxidermist at this point? Better job fit
Everything I hear about this guy sounds like the aberrant behavior of a brain damaged individual who has succumbed to their own delusion.
