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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Is this AI? His hand is all fucked up, body proportions seem off and shirt text looks weird

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      compression and artifacting, not everything is AI.

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      This is an ancient meme, the earliest extant mention was 23 July 2010, way before photo generation was viable. You can see remnants of the original facebook conversation here. TLDR: The original circumstances aren’t much different from the OP except he allegedly stole from his parents to buy said items and his mom made him hold the sign in front of his school.

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      Yeah the hands are sus, and the shadow on the sign, and everything as a wholem.

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    Wait… Bro, you’re punishing him… For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you’ll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.

      • ObliviousEnlightenment@lemmy.world
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        That got weird fast

    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      He died for your sins.

      • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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        2 months ago

        If you don’t sin, he died for nothing.

      • AreaKode@riskeratspizza.com
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        2 months ago

        And MY AXE!

  • BigDiction@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      https://projectshaka.com/

  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.

    That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is

    • fossilesque@mander.xyz
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      2 months ago

      We do all live in hell tbf

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Well, it IS a joke. They’re a joke.

      Just not the funny kind.

      • Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Happy cake day

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          2 months ago

          WOOOOOO!!!

        • possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          2 months ago

          eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah… Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?

          • TheThunderWolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            just say the 🥚 emoji to them

            this totally doesnt already mean something

          • fartographer@lemmy.world
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            “Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation.”

          • muzzle@lemmy.zip
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            2 months ago

            Lemmiversary?

      • dalekcaan@feddit.nl
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        I mean, people like that would be funny, if they weren’t also causing real lasting damage.

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    What a motherfucking G.

  • rslogix89@lemmy.world
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    • akwd169@sh.itjust.works
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      Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?

      Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      That’s better.

      • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
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        • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          2 months ago

          Rehance, Dehance, and drop out

          • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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            2 months ago

            moar.jpg

            • fartographer@lemmy.world
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              restored.jpg

              • Tja@programming.dev
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                It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.

              • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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                And they said art was dead

      • chortle_tortle@mander.xyz
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        It is really a meme if it doesn’t have boomer aspect ratio issues?

      • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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        Thanks, that was hell on mobile.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Jesus didn’t die for good cropping

        Jesus didn’t die for you, Jesus didn’t die for me. Jesus didn’t die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I’m onto something here)

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          Anyway, here’s Wonder Wall

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    Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the ‘Hub’, that will show him.

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      I wouldn’t wish that on my medium enemies. There’s pokemon porn. There’s ninja turtle porn. There’s freaking 3D rendered legend of zelda forced feminiz… I need to go to pornhub

      • Kellenved@sh.itjust.works
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        I’ll take a number one and two number threes

      • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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        You don’t got sell it so hard man…

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        I think it’s time we take a stand for what we believe in

    • kieron115@startrek.website
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      • happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far for this.

        • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I’m a massage therapist and I’ll never forget one particular client 2 years ago had a remarkably muscular right forearm, a twinkle in his eye, and the rest of his body was as muscular as jello.

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    Plot twist, he was watching auntie femdom porn, where the aunt punishes her nephew. This is his kink.

    • humanamerican@lemmy.zip
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      Cuck your uncle?

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        He’s into it.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Not sure what to do

    Have you tried not being lame and smoking pot while tossing off with him?

    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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      Now when you say “with him”…

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      The surest way to make a teenager think something is not cool (and thus, stop doing it), is for the parent to show an interest in doing it with them.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Someone gets it.

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      If my mom masturbated next to me, that would probably have suppressed my sexdrive well into my 80s.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Ok but what about your dad?

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        If your mom masturbates next to me it would just be another tuesday. Gottem!

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    An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.

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      “Out of control” means different things to christo-fascists.

      To them, it means ‘doesn’t do exactly what I say at all times’.

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        I mean I guess that is technically “out of [their] control”

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        A christofascist literally called the police on me a couple weeks ago and called me “out of control” to them for somehow walking past her disrespectfully. She doesn’t know I know where she lives and I’m trying very hard to be the better person (read, I’m trying not to make her feel unsafe in her home the rest of her miserably short life by, I don’t know, putting a bunch of horror movie posters on her windows in the middle of the night so when she wakes up she thinks she’s gone to hell. Along my business card, letting her to know it was me. Self control is hard sometimes.) but I am a horrible person and this is well established. I should just tell some bottle kids where she lives.

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          Start a GoFundMe for the posters. I’ll pitch in if you record it.

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            I already have them

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          Go with the bottle kids for sure.

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    Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.

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      “Don’t come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping.”

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    OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad… whatever.

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      Yeah depending on his age the pot could be something a good caretaker should stop, but it should be stopped with a conversation about how it impacts development and how if he wants she can promise to buy him a joint for his 21st birthday.

      Porn can be a similar conversation, “here’s why I oppose it, especially for young people, I can’t decide for you how to live your life, but I would appreciate if you gave it serious thought.”

      Punishment like this all but guarantees he won’t ever see eye to eye with her on this and leaves me with little doubt that she never tried actually talking to him about her beliefs and why she wants him to act the way she does.

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    I think that if i was driving by there i could only read “I smoked” and that’s it.

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    Hell yeah brother. Represent.

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    Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.

    Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?

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      The guy probably probably watched and did worse when he was the kids age

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      Preach

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      Totally tired. And they’re Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. “The hub”…bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.

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