Salmon is smoked , I mean dead
I just got some lox on sale and the flesh is greasy and it has a strong smell of fish. Tastes fine, but I’ve never seen that before in smoked salmon. Is this normal? I’m not a big fish guy.
To be clear, I and two others have eaten this and haven’t suffered any ill effects.
I have had smoked salmon lox that smell fishier sometimes. But they taste fine.
I’ve always found cold smoked salmon to have a fishy smell.
My brother, the fish was discounted for a reason
Checkmate science
The RFK school of healthcare.
Bruh imagine cigarette-smoked salmon 🤢🤮
My god
How incredibly disgustingly fucking disgusting. Bob help us all.
How could they even light them under water?
I hate it when I come down with a nasty case of salmon.
me too stop coming down them stairs with yo salmon, boy
I like to vape my salmon
That because The Smoke cures the Two Great Ills: Life and Decay. And yet humans flee The Smoke, clinging to the emphemeral, cloying dream called “living.” Trotting blithely into the maw of entropy.
Dance instead with the Herald Flame.
Take in The Smoke.
Are you a salmon?
Are you cured?
Because it is relaxing and makes you forget everything terrible in life. Imagine your wife divorcing you, taking away the kids, falling into depression and then getting caught. Cut the fish some slack.
