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Formfiller@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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Formfiller@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Alpha version males are buggy and barely work. Kinda useless.

  • radiofreebc@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    There’s nothing more alpha than fucking a dude. Let’s just give them that.

    • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca
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      “Your dad’s a good wrestler. But I’m better.”

  • otacon239@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Being gay is the manliest thing you can do

    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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      There is nothing as manly as gay sex.

      It can only be performed by real men. If a women is involved, it isn’t gay sex anymore.

      • daggermoon@piefed.world
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        If the sex is between two men and one woman, regardless of who is penetrating who than it is 66.66% gay.

        • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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          4 months ago

          And 100% hawt

  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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    4 months ago

    Apparently being straight is gay lmfao

  • mrmisses@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I find women so attractive that I don’t care if they have a dick or not. Damn

    • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4 months ago

      💯

  • deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    This is huge if big

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Actually, I’m pretty sure his is pretty small…wait, what are we talking about?

  • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 months ago

    Tate looks like a potato you forgot in the back of a cabinet and started to grow

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      Don’t insult the potatoes. You plant them and grow more potatoes.

      Wtf does Tate have to offer?

      • e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social
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        potatoes are actually useful and quintessential

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          They are hardy and are a great source of starch. Love the potato.

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            Now you listen here! You got a problem with potatoes you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate

            • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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              Marinate… In butter?

      • Antares@fedinsfw.app
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        To be fair Tate grew a lot more tates.

        At least potatoes are nutritious and respect women.

        • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Alright that’s it, I’m calling his fans “taters” from now on

          • serpineslair@lemmy.world
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            Tater tots, has a ring to it.

          • DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world
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            Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

      • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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        You make an excellent point. We have never buried Tate underground to test this. Maybe he can do the same as the potato.

        Let’s at least give him reasonable doubt and bury him. Then after 3 or 4 months we’ll have our answer

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          To run a fair test, we need to divide a body into different sections each containing an eye. Or part of an eye.

        • Gumus@lemmy.world
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          And risk he’ll actually sprout and multiply?

      • iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works
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        prostitution and sex trafficking. But besides that not much…

        oh wait I forgot, he doesn’t support the independence of women; just sex trafficking.

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        Like the potato, if you plant him under the ground, the world becomes a better place.

    • UsernameHere@lemmy.world
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      Tater

      • Saapas@piefed.zip
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        4 months ago

        What’s manosphere, precious?

  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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    Big macho incels dream of peen.

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    4 months ago

    Why is this a shitpost? Is it fake?

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    Is this real? Did asmongold really say “thats why women need makeup”? Women need makeup because there is an entire insldustry dedicated to making them feel bad about their looks so they can sell makeup that makes women feel better. The makeup cause damage to their skin that can only be covered up by more makeup. It is instilled in them from a young age and perpetuated by older generations influencing younger generations.

    What am i saying. Of course he said that. He is a fucking moron.

    • Krudler@lemmy.world
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      Dunce… makeup has existed for thousands of years

      • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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        Right, but worn by men and women alike. Makeup today is targeted at women and filled with harmful chemicals that close up the pores on your skin, cause greasy spotty skin that cracks with time and make makeup a necessity not a choice.

        In fact in the victorian era it was widely regarded by both sexes to be Vulgar, primarily associated with sex workers.

        It is a very recent thing that has pushed for marketing it at women specifically. Within Last 100 years or so. Especially post ww2.

        Who is the dunce?

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      I mean it’s not like any of these men have ever listened to women, much less read any feminist theory with an open mind. And gods forbid they notice that unshaved women who don’t wear makeup can be gorgeous.

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        Why would you read something with an open mind that wasn’t written in good faith?

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhgLyvP0Y5A

  • Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip
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    The Deep on “The Boys” wasn’t as overblown as some people thought.

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      I’ve heard something about the writers complaining that writing got more difficult because life was getting even weirder than the series or something like that.

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    Asmongold trolling all sides never gets old.

    • TronBronson@lemmy.world
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      Which sides is he trolling here? Who are the victims?

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    Someone’s in denial.

  • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Once again I’m reading something about these chuds and drowning in Poe’s law

    • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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      They really do be like that, no Poe needed.

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