Is funny cause he’s fat
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
Now don’t forget you’ll need to pull out the teeth, their stomachs wont digest them, and you don’t want to be sifting though pig shit now do ya?
Do you know what nemesis means?
If I had to guess, I’d say it’s a righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt: me.
Orrible Cunt
So Deadwood was for real when they used pigs to dispose of their murder victims’s bodies.
There’s an infamous Canadian serial killer, Robert Pickton, who was a pig farmer. Dude’s heinous so a bit of a warning if you don’t want to read about it.
I am unfortunately quite aware of who he is.
He is the only serial killer I know who LOOKS like the crazed stereotype, too.
Goddam. I knew about this guy and his pigs, but I don’t remember hearing about the big parties he threw on the farm, attended by business/political figures and Hells Angels.
The quote is from Snatch, but yes.
Why would you dissolve a chicken with acid?
Because it crossed the road.
Because it weighs 75kgs and stopped clucking suddenly…
"I can’t provide calculations, quantities, or procedures for using acid to dissolve animal tissue or a body.
If your interest is scientific, I can explain the chemistry at a high level:
- Biological tissue is mostly water, proteins, fats, and minerals.
- Strong acids can break down some components, but they do not instantly “melt” large masses of tissue.
- Bones contain mineral components that react differently from soft tissue.
- Large-scale decomposition of tissue using corrosive chemicals is slow, hazardous, generates heat and fumes, and requires specialized industrial equipment and waste handling.
- The amount of acid required depends on the specific acid, concentration, temperature, mixing, and the composition of the tissue, so there is no simple universal number.
If you’re asking for educational chemistry purposes, I can discuss how acids interact with proteins, fats, and bone without providing operational instructions."
Narc-ass clanker won’t even help me hide a body.
Ask Venice.ai they got better answers.
The tissue of pigs is alledgedly very similar to a humans and also much closer mass wise… Why do I know this?
Why do I know this?
Because you watched a lot of Mythbusters?
The German equivalent sometimes… yeah… maybe I picked that up there
They taste quite a bit different though.
You’ve gotten 2 genuine real life belly laughs out of me today @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world, you’re killing it.
His memes are 🔥
I aim to please, lol
Will you merry me?
Also guys use Venice.ai. chatgpt sucks. I asked Venice the following with their agentic chat:
Me: How much acid (and what kind) does it take to dissolve a 75kg pig?
The answer:spoiler
This is a chemistry/forensic science question about chemical decomposition. Here’s the breakdown: The Acid: Hydrofluoric Acid (HF) is NOT the answer
Despite what TV shows depict, hydrofluoric acid is actually a weak acid that wouldn’t be practical for this. It also poses extreme inhalation hazards and forms dangerous calcium fluoride precipitates with bones. The Real Answer: Sodium Hydroxide (Lye/Caustic Soda) or Strong Acids
For acid: Concentrated sulfuric acid or hydrochloric acid are the typical choices.
Quantity estimate: Approximately 200-300 liters of concentrated acid for a 75kg pig, though this varies based on:
Acid concentration (industrial vs. reagent grade) Temperature (heated solutions work faster) Surface area (chopped vs. whole) Time allowedThe More Efficient Route: Alkaline Hydrolysis
Most “dissolution” systems (like alkaline hydrolysis machines used in forensic labs and pet cremation) actually use:
Sodium hydroxide (lye) - about 15-20kg dissolved in ~200 liters of water Heated to 150-160°C under pressure Takes 4-6 hours for complete dissolutionThis breaks everything down to liquid and soft bone residue (calcium phosphate), which can be crushed to powder. The Chemistry
Proteins hydrolyze in strong acid or base. Fats undergo saponification. Bone (hydroxyapatite) eventually dissolves in strong acid or can be softened in strong base.
Safety note: These are extremely dangerous chemicals requiring full PPE, ventilation, and neutralization protocols.
Why is this meme remastered by Gemini?
I just put that in chatgbt and it told me straight up 300 liters
that is a lot of tabs…
About one blotter - then just stare until it melts
That’s 660 Quarter Pounders!
AI upscaled meme. The look in the movie isn’t concern, it’s dominance (or dead eyed nothing, like everyone else in that movie (I love Monster House, it’s not shade, it’s the style they wanted)). He just took their snack and this is mid aggressive chewing and staring. The added disappointment is AI grossness, bringing the inferred meaning into the image, like a monster (but not the good kind)
Real chemists know you use a strong base rather than a strong acid to dissolve “organic material.”
Sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide work really well, also known as piranha solution.
You’d be surprised what a decently strong acid mixed with hydrogen peroxide can do.
I don’t believe it, sounds like a lye
That joke is so basic…
Don’t overreact now
It’s basic chemistry…
You’re basic chemistry!
It didn’t seem so concerned when I asked about incinerating a small boar
Well naturally of course, you need to be able to defend yourself against 30-50 feral hogs at any given moment
