ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 days agoRough datelemmy.worldimagemessage-square150linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10 cross-posted to: femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageRough datelemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 days agomessage-square150linkfedilink cross-posted to: femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
minus-squareSt.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·17 days agoThis is why we should normalize committing societal faux pas and crimes on dates! Sounds like it was an incredibly fun time
minus-squarePolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoMy now-wife hid me from police one of the first times we hung out, couldn’t agree more!
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·17 days agoI have not been on too many first dates, but I usually try to find something moderately illegal to set the vibe.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 days agoOf course, gotta make sure you’re not with a square or a narc
minus-squareSt.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·17 days ago*the patter of seeds against stone* “Yeah, they don’t let me feed birds at this park anymore”
minus-squareProdigalFrog@slrpnk.netcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoYeah, I mean, if they’re not into doing something a little out of the ordinary, how can you know you’ll be compatible?
This is why we should normalize committing societal faux pas and crimes on dates! Sounds like it was an incredibly fun time
Yeah it was a wild for certain!
My now-wife hid me from police one of the first times we hung out, couldn’t agree more!
I have not been on too many first dates, but I usually try to find something moderately illegal to set the vibe.
Of course, gotta make sure you’re not with a square or a narc
*the patter of seeds against stone*
“Yeah, they don’t let me feed birds at this park anymore”
Yeah, I mean, if they’re not into doing something a little out of the ordinary, how can you know you’ll be compatible?