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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

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  • el3ctron@lemmy.ml
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    6 days ago

    includes a redtube pro suscrption, problem solved.

  • miraclerandy@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    My favorite with this is pointing out that if strangers have that much influence on your kids lives, you must not be that important to them 😇

    • Dicska@lemmy.world
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      Also, if you (as a man) think that showing you two men kissing might turn you gay then I’ve got news for you.

      A true, confidently heterosexual man won’t suddenly get turned on by men, even if you show them the entire 1973 Construction Worker Calendar. Same goes for women vice versa, but it’s usually the men that are the loudest about this.

      However, if you think your sexuality has always been rock solid (😏) then why do you assume the opposite of everyone else?

    • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      10 days ago

      ohhh that’s good

      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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        10 days ago

        It’s probably true too

  • einlander@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    But that would mean that sexuality is fluid…

    • Magpie@reddthat.com
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      9 days ago

      Liquidsexual

      • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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        8 days ago

  • Codpiece@feddit.uk
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    10 days ago

    Or two women kissing.

  • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
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    10 days ago

    “Obviously two men kissing is so much better than a man and woman kissing, so that wouldn’t possibly work” - some of those homophobes probably.

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    10 days ago

    I remember my dad explaining that “the gays” did it for the money. A household of 2 men would have more money.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      10 days ago

      The day your dad discovered DINKs.

    • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca
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      10 days ago

      Double income, and no kids. It’s the ultimate life-hack.

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      10 days ago

      Were it so easy

    • kutt@lemmy.world
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      10 days ago

      At least he was aware of gender inequalities I guess

    • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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      10 days ago

      What did he think about lesbians

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        That they probably were not, in fact, lesbians, just unfortunate girls who probably only ever dated one of them gay guys and haven’t been with a true man yet, and that a night with them would cure them right up.

        Just typing that made me throw up a little in my mouth, but met many a moron that believed this.

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      • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de
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        10 days ago

        Poor household fetish

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      10 days ago

      Money and the free chemical castration back when healthcare actually meant something

      /s

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    If they see two men kissing, then they see two women kissing, does it equal out?

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Omg. How do you not know that this is how kids turn Bi?

      • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        how do you turn the kids ace? Do you not show them any people kissing?

      • Rolder@reddthat.com
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        10 days ago

        Shit I haven’t been to the weekly antifa meeting in awhile, not up to date with the current meta strats

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    1. Everything that’s not acceptable to conservatives is equally bad
    2. One of those things turns out not to be so bad
    3. What else might not be so bad?
    4. ???
    5. Kid now is going to hell and, worse, will grow up to vote for someone left of center or become trans or gay or whatever

    That’s the worry. The ideology is fragile. Any single crack in the dam will result in a flood.

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      10 days ago

      Maybe they need a more robust ideology

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    Maybe heterosexuality is a metastable state while homosexuality is a stable ground state. It’s like sexual vacuum decay.

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    10 days ago

    If conservatives were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be conservative

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      • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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        One group is transparently gaslighting themselves on a daily basis, on national channels that they own. We can safely say the R’s have an aversion to reality.

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        • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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          One group is transparently gaslighting themselves on a daily basis

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            Five examples spanning decades? 👏

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            You’re absolutely right. We really should have more than 2 political parties.

            Unless you were trying to make some other point.

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        You are purposely choosing to ignore the context in which the original statement was made, so that you can paint it as unfounded.

        That’s either pure intellectual dishonesty, or an exemplary demonstration of being incapable of logical thought, either of which seems to place you squarely in the demographic being targeted in this thread.

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          • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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            That’s a distinction without a difference.

            If you’re looking to refute a point, then commit to it and argue properly. If you’re trying to make a different point, then state it and provide your reasoning.

            You did neither.

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              • homes@piefed.world
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                That’s very clearly not what happened here

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              • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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                It’s possible to become extremely tired of RELENTLESS reality-defying bOtH SiDes nonsense.

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            • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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              Can we at least get the wickerman?

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      • cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Not true! We’ve all heard of the communist part…

        Oh they don’t anymore do they?

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        It’s very annoying to see “you’re only in the other camp because you’re a dumb-dumb” rolled out as the logic espoused by two failed and crumbling political institutions.

        It’s two sinking ships and the captains only know how to give the order “point at the other boat and scoff harder!”

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        • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca
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          No, it’s one sinking ship. Two captains alternate command. One side cordons off the holes with a velvet rope, the other is drilling holes to collect on the insurance money.

          They both have insurance policies out on the boat.

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        Yes, the Democrats are also conservatives by global standards.

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    Except fuck Dave Chappel, the bigoted piece of shit LGBTQ hater.

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  • spiffmeister@aussie.zone
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    No a man and a woman kissing is neutral obviously. You would have to show them two women kissing to cancel it out.

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      Excellent! Do you perhaps have some links to this phenomenon, so I can help with the effort?

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      Dang, what logic gate did you step through? Good thinking!

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    The other day, I saw two frogs kissing.

    Now I identify as a gay frog.

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      I like fish sticks.

      Now I’m Kanye West a gay fish.

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      kiss one of the frogs, and you’ll have yourself a gay prince!

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    They just don’t want to teach people it’s normal

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    wouldn’t that just make them bi?

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      Conservatives dislike people having options so this is also unacceptable.

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