Sad to say this dude passed away in 2023…

What a treat for the croc. Like, a Russian nesting doll of flavors.
Wait! What?
Finally some good news
World record suggested there was an authorised records officer witnessing the record attempt …
This is the kind of news I’d like to wake up to in the morning!
Wrapped or unwrapped?
I think the more important question is: milk, or dark chocolate?
They only come in milk
But I like to come in dark chocolate!
I hope they had an adjudicator watching them go up there. Since they changed the recipe, you wouldn’t be able to tell just from watching them come out.
And what a travesty that is. The new ones are terrible
I remember what it’s like to share accommodation too.
A lot of comments here from people saying they could do better, not a lot of people stepping up though!
Wouldn’t the first few have started melting by the time he got to number nine?
Even though I’m asking the question, I’m not sure I want an answer.
Probably.
Cool bum Luke.
This is the only way they are worth ingesting since they changed the recipe
… in a row?
Nice work.
The trick is to freeze them first so they don’t melt before you can get them in.
that would be so fucking cold. i bet you would injure yourself sticking a bunch of frozen stuff up your butt. idk if it would be serious or not but theres some sensitive tissue and a lot of blood flow through there.
That’s a great idea!

how tf does some amateur get front page?
I’m afraid to ask what “pro”-level numbers start at.
Those are measured in BDPS: Bad Dragons Per Sphincter.
The shocking news is that the record holder is higher than one.
That was my first thought. “9 is a world record? I haven’t even trained and I bet I could do that.”
IKR? imagine what they could do with a little bit of lube!
I assume it’s whole not crushed
Not thought about the big chap in a long time, I wonder what’s up these days.
This isn’t a proper shitpost until they come back out.









