This is a shitpost community, but I’m 100% committed to this chart.
The Matrix. John Wick. Dune. Get the original directors on board for the remakes. The possibilities are endless.
Gonzo Watney, left behind & thought to be dead, needs to science the shit out some stuff as he survives alone in ‘The Muppets go to Mars’
‘Animal, you’re a chemist, can you make us a bomb?’
“There are fields, Gonzo, where people are no longer born. They are sewn.”
My Muppet Dinner with Andre
Miss Piggy has the range to star in all 3. And with Keanu’s blessing, I bet.
Imagine. Dune. But instead of a worm, an giant elongated Cookie Monster. Or the Matrix, when Kermit meets the Architect for the first time and instead is the Big Yellow Bird. Also every Machine should have Gonzos face.
Dune but Shai-hulud is a long furby
Muppet Interstellar.
"It’s not possible… "
No, it’s necessary.
Well they keep making Godzilla movies. I think I could watch a Muppet Godzilla movie.
I liked the remake of midway but much else. If it’s not featuring muppets and newer then 50 years old, probably doesn’t need a remake
Muppets Hamilton
Makes me glad they wrapped up Farscape even if it was rushed and they screwed up Pilot’s voice.
The thing is, it’s the same voice actor, but they didn’t use the usual filter.
They lost the settings, which happens I guess, but it’s like they didn’t even compare to get it close. It sounds like Pilot is part Kermit.
But it’s a minor gripe really, I’m glad we got something… even if it had John yelling at Rygel for something he literally never said.
Another option is throw a director/team that is as close to opposite as possible for the remake, lion king? why not see what tarantino would do
why not see what tarantino would do
Closeups of lion feet.
Get the furries to the theatre
I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.
Lmao yes
What do you mean by “keep it kid-friendly”?
Even
Some muppets always trying to ice-skate uphill. Or well, ice-skate in general.
The blood rave scene with Muppets lmao
Red fluff everywhere
Just regular polyfill
Oh fuck yes
This needs to be widely distributed in Hollywood immediately.
The best adult film (clip; I’m not a millionaire) that I’ve seen in a while featured a muppet. I wouldn’t cry if over a remake.
why stop at just a ‘clip’?
debbiemiss piggy does dallasCan muppets consent? This only gets worse if you keep interrogating
Talk to the hand?
Can muppets consent?
Absolutely. They’re constantly getting fisted.
Muppet Requiem for a Dream.
Gonzo going ass to ass might be too much
I am only watching if they get Keith David back. I am not sure who else could deliver the line “Baby, I know it’s pretty, but I didn’t take it out for air.”
You mean “meet the feebles”?
Got my vote.
Muppet Hudson Hawk. Everyone BUT the Hawk is a Muppet.
The musical bits! You genius!
Muppet Apocalypse Now.
Muppet Gangs of New York.
Muppet Fight Club.
There Will Be (Muppet) Blood.
Muppet American History X.
Muppet Eyes Wide Shut.
You forgot Muppet Taxi Driver.
No Country for Old Muppets
The Muppet Merchant Of Venice
I’d see Muppet Fight Club in theaters. That and Muppet Bridesmaids.
For a moment I thought this was a gaming community for some unholy reason, and I immediately imagined a Skyrim remake with Muppets
What is better - to be born not wanting cookie, or to overcome your cookie eating nature through great effort?
I feel like you could reskin characters in so many games and make them muppets. That’d be a great mod.
Skins alone aren’t enough to capture the way Muppets move differently than humans. The only way to get it right with today’s technology is motion capture, which I’ve never seen in a mod.
RUSSIANBADGER, YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
