Tapeworms are full of human DNA as well (your blood)
Which one contains human DNA?
- picture of dolphin fetus
- picture of tapeworm
In some parts of the northeast it’s moida
ThAt is a DOLPHIN FETUS
Oh gods I masturbated to a dolphin fetus? I’m going to dolphin hell!
How are you not on the fucking Tesseract ban list with those kinds of comments?
i don’t fucking know. maybe he likes my brand of insane?
Sometimes I swear the Feds are aliens in disguise. I mean just look at RFK jr
The worst Chris

Actor best known for playing laughably dumb characters, turns out to actually be laughably dumb.
Playing to his strengths, I suppose?
It’s no longer acting if they’re just being themself.
Itsa meee, Chris Pratt.
as soon as the news came out about him attending a far right church of his brothers, and him whining about not getting “lead roles” broke his mind.
i could understand attending your brother’s church to support your brother (and give them advice). if one of my siblings (not the dipshit one) was clergy of some sort or a church musician and i lived nearby, and their church was not preaching something absolutely repellent, yeah i’d goto support them. i know what it’s like to be performing to an empty room. i have not had the heart to check my internet viewership at the last church.
Don’t give them ideas.
Your body is a temple for the tapeworm. God sees you when you murder His precious tapeworms, and you’ll be made to answer for your sins when that big ole judgin’ shindig in heaven goes down. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya.
Tapeworm is an animal not a human.
I’ve seen Mr Meaty I know that tape worms are people too.
I have written out this comment and I am now just processing what the fuck my brain has summoned from the depths of my psychological hell.
All life is sacred!
I guess homo sapiens are aliens, not far off
I didn’t say humans aren’t animals, I said tapeworms aren’t humans. They are animals. They are not humans.
But they do have a body and might be someone (we don’t judge)
What’s the implication?
Killing tapeworms isn’t murder because only killing a human can be murder.
Why? Murder is a classification of law. We could make killing a joke murder if we wanted.
If you change the definition of air to mean
An open, generally public way for the passage of vehicles, people, and animals.
you’ll be able to walk on air, but as it stands, you can not walk on air.
the point is, the term murder exists for purposes of determining sentences and punishment for crime. if we as a society decided that homicide and regicide were of the same magnitude, we’d call them both murder. we don’t. we call one murder and one assassination. not sure what your point of redefining air means.
Humans are animals
Didn’t say we aren’t.
I know this is just a shitpost but if you consider religious opponents to abortion believe that humans are made in the image of God and have infinite value compared to other things like tapeworms, you’ll understand their position.
that humans are made in the image of God
My tired brain: wait, so is this the real original sin? Since you shouldn’t create images of god…
I think the iconoclast issue is long over for all the christianity cults. It’s only the muslims that still have those proscriptions, unless there is another minor religion somewhere that addresses the image thing.
Iconoclasm is still alive and well in quite a few Protestant denominations
Killing mosquitoes is a murder too. And I’m all for mosquitocaust
Killing tapeworms is murder, but they’re parasites rather than humans so we don’t care.
To be 100% accurate, the human fetus is also a parasite.
Sorry, but inaccurate. It may be described as a commensal relation at minimum.
The foetus propagates the parents genes and contributes towards the perpetuation of the species which from a biological perspective which is good. In a parasitic relation, the host only loses and the parasite only gains. In motherhood, the body is actually going out of its way to actually accommodate the baby and in return the baby does confer some positives from modulating the immune system to make the mother less susceptible to allergens to downright increasing infection fighting capabilities (see foetal microchimerism).
I feel this need to add this: I know this is a meme, and that I’m very pro choice.
I don’t disagree with most of what you’re saying, but parasite still fits. The definition says nothing about generic source.
Are those designations mutually exclusive?
Ya know? Gotta say…when I watched the pro-life vs pro-choice clash thats been taking place the past 10 years, I didn’t see this coming. I’m usually pretty good about seeing things coming, but I had no clue that the end game of abortion bans was just a ploy to save tapeworms inside peoples bodies.
Didn’t see that one coming.
Life begins at infection.
ITT - people perfectly fine with being disingenuous.
It’s self-defense.






