• Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Tapeworms are full of human DNA as well (your blood)

    Which one contains human DNA?

    • picture of dolphin fetus
    • picture of tapeworm
  • FukOui@lemmy.zip
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    Sometimes I swear the Feds are aliens in disguise. I mean just look at RFK jr

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      4 months ago

      Actor best known for playing laughably dumb characters, turns out to actually be laughably dumb.

      Playing to his strengths, I suppose?

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        as soon as the news came out about him attending a far right church of his brothers, and him whining about not getting “lead roles” broke his mind.

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          i could understand attending your brother’s church to support your brother (and give them advice). if one of my siblings (not the dipshit one) was clergy of some sort or a church musician and i lived nearby, and their church was not preaching something absolutely repellent, yeah i’d goto support them. i know what it’s like to be performing to an empty room. i have not had the heart to check my internet viewership at the last church.

  • X@piefed.world
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    Your body is a temple for the tapeworm. God sees you when you murder His precious tapeworms, and you’ll be made to answer for your sins when that big ole judgin’ shindig in heaven goes down. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya.

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    I know this is just a shitpost but if you consider religious opponents to abortion believe that humans are made in the image of God and have infinite value compared to other things like tapeworms, you’ll understand their position.

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      that humans are made in the image of God

      My tired brain: wait, so is this the real original sin? Since you shouldn’t create images of god…

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        I think the iconoclast issue is long over for all the christianity cults. It’s only the muslims that still have those proscriptions, unless there is another minor religion somewhere that addresses the image thing.

      • Maroon@lemmy.world
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        Sorry, but inaccurate. It may be described as a commensal relation at minimum.

        The foetus propagates the parents genes and contributes towards the perpetuation of the species which from a biological perspective which is good. In a parasitic relation, the host only loses and the parasite only gains. In motherhood, the body is actually going out of its way to actually accommodate the baby and in return the baby does confer some positives from modulating the immune system to make the mother less susceptible to allergens to downright increasing infection fighting capabilities (see foetal microchimerism).

        I feel this need to add this: I know this is a meme, and that I’m very pro choice.

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    Ya know? Gotta say…when I watched the pro-life vs pro-choice clash thats been taking place the past 10 years, I didn’t see this coming. I’m usually pretty good about seeing things coming, but I had no clue that the end game of abortion bans was just a ploy to save tapeworms inside peoples bodies.

    Didn’t see that one coming.