That’s what protein milk is
Really milking it for all it’s worth.
I came to say that. Pls delete and think about your actions in a well ventilated room
Maybe if you didn’t stop to masturbate you would have been first.
M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTI-MILK!
Just drink whole milk and get it over with
I do.
Also, random shower thought… since they charge the same for whole milk as they do for semi or fully skimmed, why aren’t people just buying whole milk and watering it down?
I mean skim has a lower fat content, presumably watering down whole milk will also dilute the non-fat parts of the milk like proteins, vitamins, and minerals - affecting the taste and meaning you get less of those things vs buying the same post-dilution quantity of skim milk.
They don’t actually skim milk anymore. They haven’t for years. They literally dilute milk with water at some part of the homogenisation process IIRC. Gonna have to go look it up now… 😂
Edit: TIL, only some places do it that way. It is generally centrifugally separated and then fortified with fat soluble Vitamins removed during the process.
Fair 'nuff. 💛
Milk maxxing
Lactomax
What’s the mpm rating on this milk?
In the spirit of this sub, he probably also could put more movement in his bowel movements.
Milk2
Milk plus, followed by some ultra V with my droogs.
that person must have the world’s strongest bones
A glass of 200% milk a day keeps the bone-itis at bay
Doctors HATE this one simple trick!
they must be stopped before it’s too late! having bones that strong is possibly a threat to society as we know it
Yo dawg!
Dammit I thought I was being clever. Guess I’m just slow.
I remember putting more… milky stuff… in my pregnant wife before drinking her milk. Does that qualify as "more milk per milk??
And that’s why internet exist— and i should’ve not used it
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Calcium slurry.
My husband does this with heavy cream in milk lol
That’s just half and half with extra steps
“We drink the combined milk! That’s 62% more milk per milk!”
- Cave Johnson (probably)
Does the Milk comes in brick?
“It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of your milk that man has ever milked! And if that’s not enough we’ve got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No, it’s not cheese… Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. It’s not cheese damn it! It’s chemically diverse from cheese… Because I looked at the lab results that’s how! Cheese doesn’t move on it’s own!)” - also probably Cave Johnson
Actually this is really common.
In areas with unreliable power, powdered milk is much more common. People often do mix it super thick and spread it on bread.
Obviously not a balanced diet but you could do a lot worse for a cheap meal.
You are so thick I could spread you on bread.
Your mom is so thick I spread her on bread last night.
Well, she was cremated, so it is entirely possible.
