“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
Stupid, use them on the other side!
We call it, The Aristocrats!
We have a winner.
I miss him. The whole story of why he even went into that routine has been scrubbed from film but it’s so legendary
To get to the other side
You don’t understand. This was actually the first joke, so while it may not be funny to us, it was hilarious to the people who first heard it, and all other humor ultimately derived from this one joke
Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife
I suspect that jokes are older than roads.
I’m gonna need a source on that
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.
Rare considered response.
Orange you glad
“He stands on a leaf and waits until Autumn.” (Punchline to a joke I read in grade 3 from the 70’s.)
Is an elephant involved? I think I know this one but had completely forgotten about it until I read this.
Yup. The joke spoiler..
How does an elephant get down from a tree? :::
It’s such an incredibly lame joke that it’s still burned into my brain nearly 5 decades later.
You got any more of those meat flavored pickles?
Got any grapes?
And the penguin says, “Nah, that’s just ice cream.”
Personally, I have no iDeer.
You’re a real mean drunk, Superman.
“Some f*cking cab driver in New York.”
“oh, don’t worry, it was dead before I started”
It’s the cobblestones.
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!
Nah, that’s just ice cream.
What, did you blow a seal?
I’m glad someone got it. Also, I always wondered what a penguin car looks like.
