Easiest decision i ever made 🍳
You might say it was… over easy?
I’d do one day for 800 million… maybe
Ok but you also can’t use 🔍, only 🔎.
to hell with it all! you’ll never pry my emoji from my grasp, even when I’m dead!
Man, IDK… it would be tough. The urge is real.
🍳
Fuckk I failed.
🍳🍳
👃
👄
🍳 🍳 👃 👄Yours is more intentional, but the original just feels more true to the form.
True to the form? It’s a shitty po… oh.
🍳 🍳 👃 👄I should call her.
Why the long face?
Unjustifiable.
I am the eggman
I am the eggpan
I am the walnut
Caca achoo
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This is your brain on loss.
Sorry, you lost me
🍳
Fuck no, man.
happy
🍳🍰 day
WTF is this shit? That’s not hard at 🍳 all.
Human response: “lol, sure.”
Lemming response: “🍳🍳🍳 FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!”
Range against the machine.
Eggxactly
yay we’re not humans
Of course I mean it as a compliment, being a dope-smoking rabbit, myself 🐰💨.
But then HOW would I write 🍳sexual??
Fried egg sexual? I’m not going to kink shame.
Questions my kids ask
Today I learned about the 🍳 emoji…
Same, easiest money I ever made.
And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!
Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.
But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that’s terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.
It’s a shitpost, this isn’t meant to be a serious question.
#atetheshit
This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn’t talking, but Jeff was.
I turned to my mother and yelled, “what else have you lying to me about?!”
Is this a one-time event or can it be repeated?
Let’s see you make it through even 1x, first.
Can we use historical data?
I too
choose this guy’s wifewould like to know this 😁
There’s an egg in a pan emoji??
What on Earth would you even need such a specific emoji for??
🛝
This is your brain on drugs.
This is your drug on brains
…eh, close enough 🤷🏻
I’ll take that bet. How hard can it be to not use 🍳?
