• Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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    16 days ago

    Sure, I’ll bite

    NSFW

    I’m extremely depressed right now and I was gonna spiral about how ugly and flat I am and how hopeless everything is. I’m not going to do it. Sorry…

    • Snowclone@lemmy.world
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      16 days ago

      I’ll beat it to this no problem. Never worry, I’ll always be here to beat off to you wherever you doubt yourself.

      • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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        16 days ago

        I’m actually fucking crying right now. What the fuck, that’s really sweet of you. Thank you stranger, you brought happy tears to my eyes 💜

        • socsa@piefed.socialEnglish
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          13 days ago

          I just woke up from a coma and this is the first thing I saw and I’m very relieved to know that modern women like it when you say you are going to jerk off to them, unlike in my timeline where they hit you with a hammer and you go into a coma.

    • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.dayEnglish
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      15 days ago

      Thanks for your service. 🫡

      Some tiddies are heavier, and some lighter. But both have huge value.

      Hope you have a great day.

    • EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml
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      15 days ago

      I’m incredibly honored you did this for me. Thank you for sweet soapy perkie tiddies!!

      I did not expect this. 🚀