(I’m a lesbian)
And you liked it, yes?
Boy howdy did I ever 😮💨
That’s nice :)
It’s only logical to kiss other gals. This lesbian is cheering for you. 🥰
My autistic ass is very affirmed by this comment 🥰
You go girl! And remember:
Linoone
Gengar
Bidoof
Torterra
Lickitung
Gardevoir
Banette
Thievul
Quagsire
Incineroar
Absol
Plusie
But did you like it, Katy?
Yeah, but I was the one wearing cherry chapstick
I heard chapstick was a reference to clitoris.
I don’t buy it. Swift has some passion in her lyrics, but she’s about as edgy and nuanced as a river rock.
Katy Perry, actually. And I don’t think she writes her own lyrics.
Well I hope her boyfriend doesn’t mind it.
Did it feel so wrong? Did it feel so right? Does this mean you’re in love to-night?
Youre a lesbian? I thought you were american…
it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that “lesbian” and “lebanese” were two different words with different meanings
Hahaha, im actually referencing an old vine where a big sister tells her little brother shes a lesbian (either as a joke or serious idk) and he replies “youre a lesbian? I thought you were american”
Dual citizenship
Perfect comeback. ;-)
Wait did you turned into a frog
Yeah, the curse works the opposite way for princesses as it does for princes 😮💨
Vicarious joy. You forget it exists and you stew in this seething envy of other people’s happiness and then you remember your training. Where have you been all my life, friend? To be happy not in spite of other people’s happiness but because of it? What magic!
Until you forget again.
was happy for you then found out you’re a lesbian and now i’m really happy for you.
I have to ask…Was it your best friend?
Great question! It was not, lol
She wasn’t a princess, I take it.
goddess, actually! Kissing her turned me into a frog, but what are you going to do 🤷🏻
When a frog swallows food, it pulls its eyes down into the roof of its mouth because they use their eyes to help push the food down its throat. So you got that going for you now! 🐸
Good for you, buddy ❤️
ALL of it!?1!1 Save some for the rest of us, comrade!! (/s)
An overrated experience, if you ask me. I far prefer to suck dick.
Mmmm… yummy dick
Would you refer to yourself as a “cocksucker” at all?
No, although it is neither untrue nor inaccurate
I’m truly happy you’ve found your calling. :-)
Referring to it as “my calling“ might be a bit of a stretch
I’m glad we’re both doing what we love :)
Hello 😏
Username checks out
😉
Where?
On the dance floor of a lesbian bar 😌
Where did you kiss her?
In the back of a Volkswagon
Real lesbians would have gone for a Subaru
I thought that was a Mallrats reference. Besides, they get the Subaru once they move in together.
Probably on the lips. Could also be the feet.
Beneath the milky twilight, maybe?
Or down by the broken tree house?
