Tapatío isn’t even hot. Not even a little.
I’m not familiar with the sauce, but I imagine that having vinegar + anal fissures will still hurt like a bitch.
I am familiar with anal fissures… Kill me.
You’re the husband, aren’t you?
Someone prepped for the photo before the crime
Some die of thirst while others drown.
Tapatío is basically ketchup level heat. I would have sprung for the scorpion pepper sauce. (Yes, I know it gets hotter, but scorpions have that unique sting.)
Cool. Put some in your rectum.
I have, multiple times, it just went into my mouth first. 😏
Nice. My trademark is ass to mouth.
Pure capsaicin crystals. 16,000,000 Scoville units
Congratulations on being able to do this? I can’t image how this would be possible without him noticing
Might’ve been a bait and switch during other activities
Quickly
Maybe he’s a heavy drinker and a heavy sleeper.
This might not be real, but that look of no regrets on her face certainly is.
I can fix her…but is she really even broken?
Dont cheat on her and you won’t find out.
What if I want some hot sauce in my asshole?
Have you tried happiness? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CirG2b4yFgI
I have to pay extra for that … :(
Sounds like a pain in the ass
For some people, even habanero sauce is a spicy sauce…
Best not to mix up Jalapeño and Habañero peppers…
Isn’t it?
Apparently “some people” means “98% of people”
Strangely enough…it brought them back together. /s
I need to see the tits that were cheated with to make a fair judgement call on the (in-/) sanity of all parties involved.
But surely she was just helping condition his anus to better withstand the heat coming out after lovingly preparing a concoction of his favourite chili?
I’m really more of a Valentina enema person.
I like a chili paste boof
I can fix her
What’s there to fix? She’s already perfect.
